BWHAHAHAAHA! You know, I've often thought of what would happen if Jaffar would go to Asgard and offer up one of those horses. Just to see the look on Loki's face and the looks on everyone else's faces as they look at Loki.
If you're in the land of the dead, can you go and slap Connie for me? (Although you'd probably do that in the middle of seducing him and he'd enjoy it...)
--and a switch that you can flip to make him more "woobie Jaffar" or more "TORSTEN FUCKING BARRING" but it secretly doesn't do anything because he is ALWAYS both and that is perfect...
Imagine how hysterical a Torsten sex doll would be, though. I can just imagine ALL SIX HANDS reaching for its victim's throat and that resulting in hapless chaos of the hands choking each other and flailing and then the doll ending up BSODing. *g*
Really glad you like it! And extra thanks for enabling the pr0nz while I was still dithering about whether to even draw it or not. It was much appreciated.
P.S. I am still going to fucking write this fic even if it kills me. Imagine the unnaturally warm living metal the statue would be made of and how it'd slowly swell inside ze pwinzezz and she'd moan more and more and get wetter and wetter and Jaffar would just *smirk* and watch and--
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Makes you wonder why he really built that clockwork stallion, mind you...
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Seriously, I'm so dead right now.
UNF!
It was SOOO worth the waiting!!!!!!!
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If you're in the land of the dead, can you go and slap Connie for me? (Although you'd probably do that in the middle of seducing him and he'd enjoy it...)
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And then there would be the fingering/fisting porn franchise and and and--
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^ THIS.
... THIS.
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WRITE IT.
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