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PIC: Jaffar/Princess/Sex doll!Jaffar (NC-17, NSFW)

Apr 25, 2013 13:23

As threatened/promised, Jaffar builds the Princess a six-armed clockwork version of himself. For obvious purposes. That, and he likes to *watch*.

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drawings, photoshop, conrad veidt, art nouveau, drawings (misc), thief of bagdad, m, june duprez, jaffar/princess

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crystal_ss April 26 2013, 01:29:06 UTC

I have to get myself one of those. Robotic sexbot Connie. Mmmmmmm.

snowgrouse April 26 2013, 01:34:58 UTC

JAFFAR WOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE IF HE STARTED A LINE OF THOSE ROBOTS.

And then there would be the fingering/fisting porn franchise and and and--

crystal_ss April 26 2013, 01:38:38 UTC

--and a switch that you can flip to make him more "woobie Jaffar" or more "TORSTEN FUCKING BARRING" but it secretly doesn't do anything because he is ALWAYS both and that is perfect...

snowgrouse April 26 2013, 10:14:59 UTC

Imagine how hysterical a Torsten sex doll would be, though. I can just imagine ALL SIX HANDS reaching for its victim's throat and that resulting in hapless chaos of the hands choking each other and flailing and then the doll ending up BSODing. *g*

crystal_ss April 26 2013, 15:58:16 UTC

And on reboot, he'd play the piano all sweetly, let you ride his pornstache... and then try to get you to murder someone for the money.

snowgrouse April 26 2013, 16:47:28 UTC

He could play the piano with the six hands! Or maybe grope someone simultaneously while playing it...

I just converted wallogirl to the movie and now she is flailing over Torsten. \o/

crystal_ss April 26 2013, 17:01:14 UTC

Or he could sit in the middle of three pianos and play them separately.

I just thought "piano threesome" and now I'm imagining three of him fucking on a piano. FML. WHY DO WE LET YOU DO THIS TO US. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

snowgrouse April 26 2013, 17:45:50 UTC

I WOULD BE HAPPY WITH JUST ONE OF HIM ON A PIANO AND PREFERABLY FUCKING ME

I mean, THIS KILLS ME *sob* HE IS A MANLESBIAN AND IT KILLS ME

crystal_ss April 26 2013, 17:53:03 UTC

You and me both. We have really got to watch Hands of Orlac, I have it and I haven't watched it yet. Connie date! Because apparently, I'm not having enough sex-related thoughts.

snowgrouse April 26 2013, 18:48:56 UTC

I won't have time to watch it as I'm going to the UK in a bit, but you should totally watch it yourself and report back to me and/or the Connie tag and so on. It's good hand porn, even if the pacing is a bit dreamlike and slow. But... hand porn.

crystal_ss April 26 2013, 18:54:08 UTC

Mmmmmm, hand porn. Will do. And I am jealous of your getting to go to the UK. Why is the Atlantic Ocean even a thing? *harrumph*

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