Dave+guyliner=UNF

Jul 24, 2011 04:26

Extensive Fright Night Davegiffage on my tumblr right now, yo. Of course, spoilers abound, but right now, I don't give a fuck, since it's not like I'm going to go and see this movie for enduring storylines about existential questions or groundbreaking filmmaking.

Just some serious fucking wanking material.

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also daveshoulders, farewell lady parts, fap fap fap, also seriously davetits, nice fuck lair dave, brb parking on daveface, leave the goatee on, sit on my face, let us fuck, davearse needs tonguefucking, where's my strapon, risottorisottorisotto, what crotchcam, brb abseiling this man, woof woof, guyliner forever, that boy needs milking, get into the van, batteries are charging, davetits, sup sexybitch, mmm leather, timecock, my face+davecrotch otp, dave's collarbone, daaaaaaaaaaaaave, take me time lord, stand back i'm fucking him, ovarian damage at critical levels, also doctorsideburns, gimme, get 'em off, humping the screen, bend the fuck over, needs moar bondage, balls need homphing, come to daddy, davebling rattles when fucking, gimme your safeword, also davetits, wipe-clean trousers, sprawl moar, do me now, bring the lube, unf unf unf, kiss hard & fuck the games, my body is ready, with a melon, holy fuck tennant is hot, need help with laces?, riding him to orgasmville, you'll learn to love me, dave's everything, nice laces, c'mere manbitch, nipples need biting, dave needs climbing, dave's shoulders, doing you now dave, appendix scar needs nuzzling, stake me baby, lemme pop your davecherry, chest hair needs carding, needs moar simm, hips need clawing

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therru July 24 2011, 17:38:30 UTC
The funniest part of this entry is your tags. :)

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angeweeks July 24 2011, 20:08:52 UTC
HOLY FUCK I WANT TO RIDE HIM SO HARD HE SNAPS IN HALF.

Also, BEST TAGS EVER. \o/

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snowgrouse July 24 2011, 20:21:57 UTC
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. OR DOING THINGS TO HIM WITH MY MOUTH THAT WILL HAVE HIM BEGGING FOR MERCY. CAN'T STOP FAPPING. MY CERVIX IS ALSO BEGGING FOR MERCY.

THE TAGS ARE ALL TRUE. HE NEEDS MY LOVIN'.

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angeweeks July 24 2011, 20:27:46 UTC
HE NEEDS MINE TOO. WE SHOULD SHARE.

Fuck my life that I've broken my vibrator. *sobs*

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snowgrouse July 24 2011, 20:31:38 UTC
WE CAN SHARE INDEED. ONE OF US CAN SIT ON HIS MANBITS, ONE OF US CAN SIT ON HIS FACE. LET'S RIDE HIM IN TANDEM TO THE SUNSET.

I'm sure Dave can make his tongue vibrate rather nicely once it's up someone. That boy has skillz.

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atalantapendrag July 24 2011, 20:11:46 UTC
Okay, I think I need a poster of that. My monitor's just not big enough.

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snowgrouse July 24 2011, 20:24:07 UTC
This is already killing me. I can't even imagine what seeing this in 3D in the cinema is going to do to me. Think I need to bring about half a dozen towels to sit on.

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atalantapendrag July 24 2011, 20:33:24 UTC
I go to the movies maybe once every year or two. But goth!Tennant is definitely worth trying to find someone to go with.

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snowgrouse July 24 2011, 20:40:46 UTC
Yeah, same here. And I'm not expecting this to be good, but Goth!Tenninch on the big screen? Just... *yes*. Yes. YES.

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