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snowgrouse

Guyliner

Apr 11, 2010 21:40

Crossposted from Tumblr, because I can:

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animagiblender April 11 2010, 18:47:43 UTC

Guyliner is the only thing in life that makes me question my atheism. Surely, something that beautiful and arousing might have theoretically come from a marvelous higher being...Time Lords, probably.

Is that a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster behind Dave in the last pic?

snowgrouse April 11 2010, 18:54:57 UTC

Funny you should say that, because I almost titled this post as "There is a God. This proves it." Except God=JOHN SIMM IN MOTHERFUCKING EYELINER. (Incidentally, when researching Persia, I stumbled across references that insisted Allah digs eyeliner on people [it was originally an Arab custom to keep the sun out of one's eyes, a bit like a primitive version of shades] and that's part of why the use of it spread into so many countries. Can't we start a religion that's just about eyeliner and without these pesky patriarchal deities getting in the way?)

And yes, yes it is. That's John's dressing room (as you can probably tell by all the Man U tat and the family pics behind him). In one of the hi-res ones, you can actually read Kate's good luck note to him and it made me wibble SO HARD.

animagiblender April 11 2010, 20:01:11 UTC

See, that's why John Simm can't be God, he likes Man. U.

Oh, I kid (but go Arsenal)!

Seriously though, his dressing room is delightfully awesome and all of that just makes me love him more.

ushas42 April 11 2010, 18:49:13 UTC

Sexy bitches+comedy tags=win.

snowgrouse April 11 2010, 18:56:41 UTC

He can tag my comedy any time. TOO MUCH UNF.

rare_deadly April 12 2010, 05:32:06 UTC

Unnggghh. So much hotness can't possibly be legal. John Simm wearing eyeliner gets me stuck in a loop, not knowing where to look:

Hello, guyliner! Wow, neck. But, man, that eyeliner. Guh, the neck!

. . .

Have to be careful or a good twenty minutes can go by before I manage to escape.

snowgrouse April 12 2010, 05:35:31 UTC

That neck is just something else. I'm glad he gets roles in which he gets to show it off. Pink dress included. 8-)

rare_deadly April 12 2010, 06:17:46 UTC

Ooh, I know. Pink dress, dog collar, uniforms, bow-tie, lab coats, bouncy!reporter . . . I think that RTD wrote EoT expressly for the purpose of dressing JS in as many costumes as possible. And damn if he doesn't look hot in each and every outfit.

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snowgrouse April 12 2010, 15:41:00 UTC

Yeah, here you go.

etaureau September 7 2011, 05:29:03 UTC

I have a (near) fatal weakness for men in eyeliner (darn my husband for not wearing it). But my weakness may be truly fatal for John Simm in eyeliner.

Thank you for posting this.

P.S. That teary eyed picture always gets me.