End of Time, PT.2

Jan 02, 2010 10:28

Epicness.



Mm, the Timeys return.

They are pretty epic and BondPresident sucks. Visionary woman is of unfs. TIME WAR WILL END: And oh dear, this bitch is gun die.
New ways of dying over over again.. *shiver* THE PLANET BURNING. THE LAST DAY OF THE TIME WAR!

"Time itself finding a way of resurrecting them, to find new ways of dying over and over again."

Prez: "I WILL NOT DIE!" Evil timeys and shit, yeah,

Two survivors=DOCTOR AND MASTER!
THE DOCTOR AND THE MASTER. PURRR.

"The Emnity of Ages" is what the Timeys call it (The Doctor's and the Master's final duel). Interesting.
The Doctor... and the Master! LE UNF!

I love the seeress. I wonder if she is the same actress who was on Wilf's tv.

Oh shit, Timeys want to take over the Earth? With evil laughing
from the Master.
Ooh, Doctorbondage! UNF
"Now, then. I've got a planet to run. UNF"
SO MUCH PORN!
Ha, he took over UNIT and China!
OMG, Chinese army of Simms. AWESOME.
I love how the Matser has Beijing, Russia, USA, everywhere.
He's gonna turn the planet into a warship? Holy shit.

"Nothing to say, Doctor?" bastardMaster.

"your dad's still kicking up a fuss... (oooh, reveal to come?)

UNF, "hush"
LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER.

Gun on the floor

Shit; Master took Donna's phone...

"Urgh, he loves playing with Earth girls". KINKY! And urgh, to me too.

Shiiiiit, nooo, poor Donna

Donna has WORLD OF MASTERS! WAAAH!

Scariness! Hungriness. AAARGH! THOSE SMILES! DONNA'S MIND GOING HOTTER! ! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Um, so, WTF, the Doctor part of her knocked the Masters out? Or something? WTF?

Oh, Doctor WINKED about Donna. Oh shit.

So... WTF... "don't you think that I'd leave my best friend without a defense mechanism."

SLASH!

Master: "Tell me. Where's your TARDIS?"
Doctor: "You could be so wonderful."
Master: "Where is it?"
Doctor: "You are a genius. You are stone cold brilliant, you are. I swear, you really are.
But you could be so much more. You could be beautiful. With a mind like that,* we* could travel the stars. It would be my honour. 'Cos you don't need to *own* the universe, just *see* it! I have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space. That's ownership enough."
Master: "Would it stop, then? The noise in my head?"
Doctor: "I can help."
Master(teary): "Don't know what I'd be without that noise."
Doctor: Wonder what I'd be without you."
Master(teary, wistful, contemplative): "Yeah."

GALLIFREY! A life of duty!

Gorgeous poor baby Koschei. *sniffle*

And moar Timeys!

"A rhythm of four. The heartbeat of a TIME LORD." Oh shit.

Master: "listen to it".
Doctor: "let's find it. You and me.

"This body was born out of death, so all it can do is die."
Gaah! Master lines!

"What if I'm part of it?"
"That's what your prophesy was--Me!"

Doctor: "Actually, the most impressive thing about you is that after all this time, you're still bone-head stupid."

Oh shit, guard! Cacti! "that's racist!"

"There's too many buckles and straps!" of course there are, it's a fucking BONDAGE chair!

Ahahahah, WHEELING BY THE VINVOCCI! Despite the Doctor's whines. HA!

Oh shit, crazy flaily Dave... and now the Hoodie!Master's woken up.

Ahahaha, stairtorture. You deserve it, Ten, c'mon.

Ahhhahahaha, "WORST. RESCUE. EVAR.!

UNF at "gotcha".

Where in the FUCK did they teleport?!? WTF?

Spaaaace. looks liie an oldskool spaceship
TELEPORT
unf

Master hacking like fuck

TONGUEPORN
TARGET PRACTICE!
WILFLOVE!

UNF
ROOM FULLA SIMMS
LOVE UNIT!MASTER<3

what

SO the Doctor hid their ship. Fucker. Mothafucka.
Coding Master is still hot.

Teleport coordinates are fux0red.
OH SHIT: THEY STRANDED HIM

The Vinvocci are ok, bitchy geeks.
Pain, Dave, Pain.
Wilf angst:(

:(

:(

:(
"ooh blimey".

Hoodie!Master:"Night has fallen. Are we ready?
Naismith!Master: "Every single one of us has prepared."
Master: "Then we listen, all of us, across the world, just... listen.

"Concentrate. Find the signal": Holy shit, porn Simm faces all over. MANIPTIEM!
THE DRUMS
FUCK
WHAT
THE TIME LORDS DESIGNED IT, YOU TIT. THEY IMPLANTED IT IN THE MASTER'S MIND! THE CUNTS! FUCKING HELL! GAH! Bastages! Timothy Dalton is a fucking ebil bastard, and has a great, sexy, booming voice.

Ok, the Timeys are still in a Time Lock. Fuck. And still ebil.

Oooh, contact something shiny... a tiny star falling, falling... burning, burning, burning...

"Small enough the follow the link. Holy moly, evil hand. And is that an old or a new Rod of Rassilon Bondxiatel is carrying?

HOLY SHIT! DIAMOND! HOW THE FUCK CAN HE THROW IT INSIDE THE EARTH? WHAT? I thought the Gallifreyans/Timeys/the Matrix were inside the Master's head? WHAT?

Brb, distracted by hot Ten.
And Naismith!Master's "I can has facial spluff nao?" also, Naismiths have a Persian rug. Ahem.

"It's coming from above! It's coming from the sky!" Holy shit...

OH SHIT
The Master looked so terrified when the diamond meteorite hit Earf.

DIAMOND.
UNF. It's an IMPOSSIBLE DIAMOND. A WHITE POINT STAR.
and the Master is in ecstasies! OH GOD! PORNOGRAPHY!

Meanwhile, back on the spaceship...

Wiiilf:(

Oh shit "and yet you are found." The Seeress.

Oh no, Wilf's service revolver

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
NOOOO

"he never carries arms" and that is so true.
"I was so very lost. And so very long ago."

Ten fixing shit...aww, Wilf... this is an amazing scene from start to finish.

Astronaut dreams D: Wilf:(
WILF'S WIFE:( *sob*

"Do you think he changed them? In their graves?" made me tear up D:
"1948 I was over there, end of the mandate, Palestine, Private Mott, skinny little idiot I was."
Ten is 906!

"I think you look like giants." I love this whole conversation in the room.

And aww, he was too scared to shoot the Master

Ten: "I would be proud. If you were my dad." GAH! *heart breaks*

Ten is so angsty-calm during the he-will-knock-four-times conversation. IT SO IS NOT GOING TO BE THE MASTER! I have called this since Planet of the Dead!

Wilf: "The Master's gonna kill you."
Doctor: "Yeah."
Wilf: "Then, kill him first."
Doctor: "And that's how the Master started".
EARLY DOCTOR/MASTER FANFIC FODDER, ANYONE?

Yes, Doctor, you have taken lives. And you got worse, you got clever, and manipulated people into taking their own. "Sometimes I think a Time Lord lives too long". OH; TRUE, Ten. And the DAVEANGST! WAAH!

And how beautiful he is when he goes "I can't. I just can't..." when he refuses to take Wilf's revolver.

The template snaps. Oh, I wish, so, so wish.

WILF
WILF
WILF
WILF

UNF
A STAR FELL FROM THE SKY
A white point star. Holy motherfucking WTF. And THIS SHOULD BE SPECTACULARRR.

GALLIFREY FTW!

TIMEYS ARE BACK
FUCK
HE TOOK THE GUN
FUCK
FUCK

AND THE MASTER IS ABOUT TO DO NUKES

HOLY SHITTING FUCK

"Send the signal back, so the link becomes a pathway." TO GALLIFREY!!!!!11
AND THE FUCKNG DRUMS

DIGITAL DRUMS
OH FUCKING GOD
LOVE THAT ROOF
fuck
fuck
fuck
"COME HOME!"
FUUUUCK!

contact, at last!
And porn Master faces when contact comes! Holy fucking shit! I knew it was inside his head!

Dalton is EVIL
Ultimate sanction? Wtf?

Either Gallifrey falls/rises... HOLY SHIIIT

So the time lock was fucked when the Master came out? What? What?
Ah well, fuck plot anyway.
"Lesson number two: the old soldier has got one more battle." FFUUUUuuuuck! Ain't gonna end well.

"Ohhyess" has been spotted. Geneva!Master is not happy.
And ah, an Allons-y. Le sigh. *grabs more booze*

The Masters are getting a fix on him.

Oh shit.....
TIMELORS TO SPARE
LAUNCH MISSILES
SHIIIT
MASSIVE CGI AIR BATTLE RUSTY SAID COST FUCKTONS
"just avoid the trigger on the joystick"---it WILL GET USED
WILF WTF
what the shit...

Everything's going to hell.
pew pew
NEEDS MOAR MASTERS IN SHIPS
BLAST!
TEN ANGST!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh shit
ohshit

TIMEYS

WILL
COME
OMG
WEEPING ANGELS OF OLD?

WTF?
The Master is sooo excited.

Angstydavefaces all over.

And the Master is orgasming.

Waaaah.

DEATH IS COMING!
And fuck Murray Gold for his repetitive music.
oh shit
MANSION IS GUN GET HIT!
DOCTOR
WITH
GUN
GLASS FLOOR
WHAT
THE
SHIT
HOM
G
ZPOMG

WHAT
oh god

GASPING

So in pain:(

Lord Doctor, Lord Master, we are gathered for the End. Shiiiit

Oh, Master brings the badass.
OH SHIT
NO
NO
NO
NONO

Reset button! Fucking Bondxiatel hand!

Salvation

Something is returning...
FUCK

"IT'S GALLIFREY! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!"

And the Master is so not going to get the credit.

WAAH, TORN TEN
OH SHIT
WILF IS DOOMED
OH SHIT
OH SHIT

GALLIFREY OVER FUCKING EARTH

Master is nuts.
OH. SHIT
OH SHIT
Doctor!"Hell is descending!"
Master
"My kind of world!"

FUCK. MATRIX
fuck

FUck
FUCK
TIME WAR WAS HELL.
oh shit
NO
MASTER
DO NOT TAKE HIM INTO THE WAR
NO
NOOOOOOOOOO
MASTER
NO
NO
NO NO
NONONNO!
NO FUCK
YES
DOCTOR PROTECTING THE MASTER
"Killhim and glallifrey can be yours"

Yes, INSIDE MASTER'S HEAD.

OH SHIT
OH NO
OH NO.

OH NO

DO NO TKILL HIM , TEN
John :(

DO NOT DO IT, TEN
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
NOOOO
NOOO
CRYING JOHN

YES

Oh god

The Doctor's mother

and Wilf goes fuck.....
oh god
oh god...
oooh... god...
NO
DO NOT KILL THE FUCKING MASTER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

FUCK YESRASSILON! Dalton really is Rassilon

GALLIFREY FALLS!
RASSILON KILLS HIM? WHAT?
Doctor's mother is all aughWHAT
MASTER
MASTER
HE KILLS RASSILON
YOU MADE ME

YOU MADE ME
ONE TWO THREE FOUR

OH GOD
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I am so glad they did not kill each other and I a fucking DYING AT THE SLASH

Oh god, Ten almost dead
on the floor, amidst debris

"I'm still alive"

*sob*
oh shit

four knocks
it is Wilf
I know it

WAH

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE MASTER GO?

Oh shit, Wilf:(
Don't die, Wilf:(he is dying:(

Fuck, fuck, fuck.....
Don't blame Wilf. He was always waiting for Ten.
But it is important for Ten
And he is a dick again at the end.

Love David's sobby crazy acting.
please, don't:(

DO NOT KILL YOURSELF, TEN
NOOO
NOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Those beautiful hands, that beautiful body.
and then he isn't dead at all. WTF
Oh, David.

Aww, two old beaten men with battlescars.

Oh shit. It has started. (wounds heal quickly=regeneration?) And where the fuck is the Master when you need him?

Donna<3 She is safe. And Wvvorp Wvvorp outside.

DOCTOR, GET YOUR REWARD. BY FUCKING THE MASTER.

And great to see Freema and Mickey kicking arse.

Oh yeah, montage time.

Watcher tiem! And eeemo music!

Aww. SJA!

And a Star Wars style bar... ah, Jack. Adipose. No wonder.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA; ALONSO!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH! THE IANTO LOOKALIKE!

Jessica Stevenson...
and ahh... glad she was happy in the end

Aww, Ten can't even answer if he is happy at the end. waaaah

Donna is gettin' married, hope she'll be happy<3
woop

EEEEEEEEE, MINNIE WANTS WILF
Oh,shit, Tardis OH SHIT, DONNA'S DAD
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Win the lottery, Donna!

and awww, petals...

Wilf's slalute...
and cry:(

And bloody Rose.... NEEDS MOAR MASTER. Aww, 'course Rose is going to have a great year

I STILL NEED MOAR MASTER D:

WAHHHH
FIND THE TARDIS
Nooooo
Get there, Doctor
the Ood will help you
ohhhh

Universe will sing him to his sleep. D'awwww...
"This song is ending, but the story never ends."<3

NO MASTER FOR REGENERATION! WAH
*dies of emo*

"I don't wanna go!"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHh
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THIS REGENERATION IS AWESOMELY DONE
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
Fuck he torched the TARDIS
HELLO; MATT!
MATT!

NOT A GIRL! AHAHAHAHAH! STILL NOT GINGER! Jaw, oh well...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! I AM NOT A GIRL!
CRASHING!
Oh SHiiiiiiiiiiiit!
GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CALLED THAT AS HIS FIRST LINE! :D:D:D:D:D




I would have wanted it to be the Master offing the Doctor. But the Timeys, the Master, and the radiation chamber did that together. Oh, man... Also, the Master not offing the Doctor and the Doctor not offing the Master when they both had a chance was ORSUM. True, true, Oldskool slash in that Timeys-in-Naismith's palace-bit.

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