Comments | snowgrouse: Clingy Vader, the Brig holds your cock tight, Evian up the bum

snowgrouse

Clingy Vader, the Brig holds your cock tight, Evian up the bum

Jul 04, 2009 10:51

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laughingacademy July 4 2009, 08:25:21 UTC

OMG VADER BACKPACK LOL. How can something so wrong be so cute?!?

snowgrouse July 4 2009, 08:39:06 UTC

Evilcute is the best thing ever:D.

trixieleitz July 4 2009, 08:32:30 UTC

And they even spelled "discreet" correctly :)

snowgrouse July 4 2009, 08:40:05 UTC

Yes, that was a relief. It's weird when you actually see some words spelled properly these days, I swear.

trixieleitz July 4 2009, 09:16:44 UTC

It is! but in a good way :)

acidpenguin46 July 4 2009, 09:32:08 UTC

Oh God, I can't stop laughing at The Brig. That is quite possibly the most awesome chastity device in the universe! (Although, I'm suddenly thinking of some bizarre reasons for why Three is coming in his pant *facepalm*)

snowgrouse July 4 2009, 09:39:26 UTC

Oh, Three is just so taken over by his worst nightmares that he can't deal. "OH, RASSILON! IT'S SO ENORMOUS, FAT AND HAIRY! AAAARGH!" (By which he means the Yeti, honest...)

acidpenguin46 July 4 2009, 10:52:24 UTC

Yes, of course he means the Yeti. I can't think of any other enormous, fat and hairy things that would plague Three's nightmares.

Oh, and by the way, I'm not sure if I thanked you for linking those pictures last night, so I'm doing it now *squishes*

snowgrouse July 4 2009, 11:06:02 UTC

Three's real worst nightmare is being crushed alive by Delgado's giant knob. *nods sagely*

And *SMOOSH* I'm sure you did thank me, but who knows, squee is more than definitely enough. Was a pleasure chatting to you, as always. *smooches yer fayc*

animagiblender July 4 2009, 18:11:23 UTC

You find the best shit man. Do you think the Brig made all his squad wear the Brig? I think sexual repression might explain a lot. I can just see Benton all, "I want to fuck you up the arse, Yates, but damnit, the Brig's got us wearing chastity cocks!"

snowgrouse July 5 2009, 02:20:47 UTC

This is why Yates went mad and ran away and became a hippie! It explains it all.

reasonabsurd July 4 2009, 21:40:35 UTC

*Squishes Vader backpack* Why are space villains always so adorable?

That article is absolutely hilarious. And very educational. I'll have to read more of that guy's blog.

snowgrouse July 5 2009, 02:23:30 UTC

The more evil it is, the more adorable it is when reduced to something cute? Imagine a fucking PacMaster backpack. Bright yellow and glowing in the dark. And making WOKKA WOKKA noises when you press its tummy.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, thanks to you I dreamt of a giant Master puppet lying on top of me and suffocating me. It was hilarious and terrifying at the same time to die under that calm, calculated |-) staring down at you.

reasonabsurd July 5 2009, 05:21:32 UTC

That would be so warm and comfortable before dying of suffocation. I'll have to make a giant Masterpuppet sleeping bag and inhabit him next winter. And everyone will just see a giant puppet wandering around with a pair of boots coming out the bottom. Like some felt-suited theme park character.

snowgrouse July 5 2009, 05:50:53 UTC

That reminds me of the woman who went to a con wearing one of those cloth TARDIS wardrobes. A walking TARDIS. It was win.

AND THE PUPPETMASTER WAS AWESOME. Even in the dream, I remember thinking "this is almost life-sized, except John Simm doesn't have a giant head and he isn't five foot tall. He's like ten inches taller. Hur hur, inches. I wonder where he stuck them. Hur hur." EVEN WHEN I SLEEP, MY BRAIN CAN'T RESIST REALLY APPALLING KNOB JOKES.