DARTH VADER BACKPACK. OMG, HOW FUCKING CUTE IS THAT?
Even though
the Yoda one is far more appropriate, considering:).
Also, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I FOUND
A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE CALLED "THE BRIG". I was looking for something
versaphile was using in a fic and this thing was the closest to it, I think. BUT OH GOD.
Moar sex:
one gay dude's hysterical guide to anal douching. It's the Evian that worries me. I assume he means those squirty-cap bottles. Cheeky and hilarious, though.
This is what Three looks like when he comes in his pants. Look, he's being nightmare-fucked in the brain by the Master, so this is a completely logical observation. Speaking of the Master,
he isn't much better (I think the filename says it all). Oh, Time Lords. You crackheads.