You know you've been in sci-fi fandom for too long when...

[snowgrouse]

People talk about the Large Hadron Collider and the first things that come to your mind are

a) "Ew, let's leave Adric's boner out of this?"

and

b) "OH SHIT, TORCHWOOD ARE GOING TO BE THERE. WE ARE ALL DOOMED."

That is all. Happy apocalypse, everyone!

Comments

[gritsinmisery]

Fer sirius, they took Barrowman on a tour of it last year.

[snowgrouse]

*tries hard not to make jokes about black holes*

*FAILS*

[manicr]

Merry Apocalypse! (hey, didn't Messrs Pratchett and Gaiman request that we SHOULDN'T try this at home?)

[snowgrouse]

Wot, like this? (It's a shit manip, but at least I can say I've done a Good Omens crossover.)

[manicr]

Shit or not, it pretty accurate and damn hawt.

Cuppa tea? That IS the standard reaction to doomsday, is it not? WEll, they've failed at destroying the earth yet, but you can never have too much tea.

[darthhellokitty]

Which large hardon is this?

[snowgrouse]

Wot, Adric's? He's got a boner when he's in the Master's hadron web, consequently dubbed "hardon web" by fans...

[pherber_m]

Turchwad, er, Torchwood? Oh dear. We are most definitely doomed!

[snowgrouse]

Crotchwood!

[tlanti]

*Adopts an Owen like pose and pouts*

Only one thing for it... *gears up for a dodgy Torchwood quote*...

"Let's all have sex!"

Because, let's face it, Torchwood would use *any* excuse! :)

[snowgrouse]

They can have sex in the collider or something?