You know you've been in sci-fi fandom for too long when...

[snowgrouse]

People talk about the Large Hadron Collider and the first things that come to your mind are

a) "Ew, let's leave Adric's boner out of this?"

and

b) "OH SHIT, TORCHWOOD ARE GOING TO BE THERE. WE ARE ALL DOOMED."

That is all. Happy apocalypse, everyone!