FIC: Doctor Who and the Mojo Thief (Three/Delgado!Master, crack, NC-17, cross-spammed)

[snowgrouse]

Title: Doctor Who and the Mojo Thief
Author: snowgrouse
Pairing: Third Doctor/Delgado!Master
Rating: NC-17 (!)
Spoilers/Warnings: Umm, season 9 (The Time Monster). Warnings for... er, bad jokes and lameness?
Length: ~1600-ish words
Summary: Someone has stolen the Doctor's ability to timegasm. Crack. Sex comedy.
A/N: Written for sizeofthatthing. Thus, short and fast

Comments

[bagheera_san]

I LOVE your Three so much. His dickishness is only matched by the Master. Also, yay for Three/Jo, Three/Liz and Three/Yates, because he really could charm his way into anyone's pants with an eyebrow waggle.

(More Three-era fic, please?)

[snowgrouse]

I CAN'T WRITE THREE PORN:(. I was thinking "oh fuck, I'm embarrassed to post this because bagheera_san will groan and/or laugh at me, she's the expert on this pairing...":D

I would've put in Three/Brig if I could've squeezed it in somehow. Maybe should've written it as the Brig joining Three and Liz in the haystack (CANON).

Sorry for chickening out on most of the actual Doctor/Master sex. The Delgado!Master in my head thinks about Galleia's boobs and oiled Atlantean fuckathons ALL THE TIME, not just in this fic.

[bagheera_san]

But you can! This is pretty much the most explicit Three porn I've ever read and it didn't squick me, so you totally can!

I've tried writing Three/Brig. It's a no go, for whatever reason. But I'd love to read it (yes, that's a hint...)

[adler1013]

Awesome! This really made my day. :D

(Also, the Galleia references were seriously hot.)

[snowgrouse]

I just noticed how repetitive the pr0nz I wrote for the kinkmeme were! This has way too many similarities to some of the others I've done. Bah. I'll try not to write anyone's nostrils flaring at the scent of leather and precome in the near future (no matter how fucking hot it is). Unless it's chatpr0n.

I THINK I CHICKENED OUT re: the actual proper sex. Delgado!Master/Galleia? Easy. Three/Delgado? HAAAALP. But it was too cracky to resist.

[manicr]

Hmm, you have yet again managed to combine hawtness with lulz, and just so you know, I just LOVE your characterization of these two arrogant and insufferable dicks. And it STILL strikes me as odd that that was me complimenting them. True however.

[snowgrouse]

Mwhahahahaha. I love them because they aren't as dicky as Ten can be, really.

[rob_t_firefly]

I love this so hard.

[snowgrouse]

What. You actually read a cracky bit o' Three porn. Ahahaha<3! If I had the internets, I'd hand you one, because that must've taken... strength, and a sturdy bucket for possible nausea:D.

[rob_t_firefly]

It's not just any cracky Three porn, it's your cracky Three porn. That counts for a lot in my book.

[bewarethespork]

Oh, that is made of so. Much. Win. Loved it.

[snowgrouse]

Fail, more like, but it had to be done.

[bewarethespork]

I don't know, I'm not seeing the fail; I just thought it was brilliant.

[snowgrouse]

I appreciate it, I do:). I have like this Super Laser Failvision(TM) that detects fail everywhere (even when ther isn't any), so I'm glad this doesn't seem as fail- to normal eyes. Or something:D. Thank you!