I didn't notice it either when I first watched it, but now I've got these SimmWhore goggles on and keep seeing porn in just about everything he does... it's quite embarrassing sometimes.
You ever notice that his head is shaped exactly like one of those cartoon drawings of an alien? He even has the almond-shaped eyes. And his chin his so tiny. His body is so muscularly unimpressive. His neck is so...spindly.
I noticed that shape, hee. HE IS A SLUTBOI ALIEN TEASE FOR REALS.
As much as I like him when he's all filled out and lickable and actually has a chin these days, I still want to do evil things to the young rentboy version. God, that slutty look--you know he's only just wiped his lips after sucking cock.
I bet he's in SOMETHING on Finnish telly at the moment. I really should get the Life on Mars DVDs and show them to you, you might like it. That guy can fucking break your HEART.
...and yeah, I should show you Miranda. CHRISTINA RICCI FOR FUCKSSAKES, when she still had boobies. And Simm being a nerdy Fifties rocker and adorably stupid. It's a really weird film but worth it for the hotness.
The Evil Script? Fuck, we deserve more awards than Rusty for that one. So hell yeah, I'm game, even though I fear I will get flames and LJ will ban it.
And that 'Taxi' one, NGH. How any of the photoshoot people managed to not pin him down and tear his clothes off, I have no idea. They have far more restraint than I would.
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LMAO I totally didn't notice the swinging when I watched that episode.. wasn't looking down thar.. was looking at his face ;P
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You ever notice that his head is shaped exactly like one of those cartoon drawings of an alien? He even has the almond-shaped eyes. And his chin his so tiny. His body is so muscularly unimpressive. His neck is so...spindly.
WHY IS HE THE EPITOME OF SEX?
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As much as I like him when he's all filled out and lickable and actually has a chin these days, I still want to do evil things to the young rentboy version. God, that slutty look--you know he's only just wiped his lips after sucking cock.
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Maybe we should write it, if only to scar our friends lists.
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And that 'Taxi' one, NGH. How any of the photoshoot people managed to not pin him down and tear his clothes off, I have no idea. They have far more restraint than I would.
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