Simmspam!
OBEY.
Mouthporn. From the same set as the chairporn one.
I CAN HAS? Gay murderous slutboi in Cracker... did I mention mouthporn? I want to draw his eyes over and over again--even more slanted and pretty at jailbait age, and that... that berry-red mouth. Oh. My. God. It's like he's escaped from a twink porn site.
"TAXI! Perhaps I'll get one more easily if I swish about showing off my hot skinny man-figure."
Nice pendulum movement in Sam Tyler's trousers when John totally isn't wearing pants--well, even if it's just the fabric moving, it gives me HAPPY THOUGHTS:
Nnngh! (five second .avi on Megaupload)
Speaking of Sam: SWIMMING TRUNK LOVE. *licks skinny thighs*
*licks them hard*
Nothing says MANLY MANLOVE like Kung Fu Sam.
Or, well. HE HAS GUV LUV. "Oh, Gene! Please fuck me up against this pillar NOW." "Shutit, poof."
And more Miranda (eyes like a pandaaaa) goodness: CLOSEUP OF JUST THE THROAT. Thank fuck it's not just the fangirls obsessing over it.
Ah, Frank is such a dork but a cute dork.
In other news, mah pr0n twin and I have been writing the most fucked-up movie ever in chat. It's gritty and angsty and British and we realised that the characters could easily be William, the psycho slutboi from Cracker and DI Carlisle off Blackpool. It's really fucked up and sick and evil and might not be worth posting because it has actual child abuse flashbacks, mental breakdowns, other really hard violence, homophobia, serial killing, rape, drug abuse and total and utter despair and misery. I.e. trigger-y stuff. It was rather weird to write and see how dark and low you could go. Even writing out that list makes me slightly sick. Maybe it was an exorcism?
Next, comedy timecock pr0n.
Mouthporn. From the same set as the chairporn one.
I CAN HAS? Gay murderous slutboi in Cracker... did I mention mouthporn? I want to draw his eyes over and over again--even more slanted and pretty at jailbait age, and that... that berry-red mouth. Oh. My. God. It's like he's escaped from a twink porn site.
"TAXI! Perhaps I'll get one more easily if I swish about showing off my hot skinny man-figure."
Nice pendulum movement in Sam Tyler's trousers when John totally isn't wearing pants--well, even if it's just the fabric moving, it gives me HAPPY THOUGHTS:
Nnngh! (five second .avi on Megaupload)
Speaking of Sam: SWIMMING TRUNK LOVE. *licks skinny thighs*
*licks them hard*
Nothing says MANLY MANLOVE like Kung Fu Sam.
Or, well. HE HAS GUV LUV. "Oh, Gene! Please fuck me up against this pillar NOW." "Shutit, poof."
And more Miranda (eyes like a pandaaaa) goodness: CLOSEUP OF JUST THE THROAT. Thank fuck it's not just the fangirls obsessing over it.
Ah, Frank is such a dork but a cute dork.
In other news, mah pr0n twin and I have been writing the most fucked-up movie ever in chat. It's gritty and angsty and British and we realised that the characters could easily be William, the psycho slutboi from Cracker and DI Carlisle off Blackpool. It's really fucked up and sick and evil and might not be worth posting because it has actual child abuse flashbacks, mental breakdowns, other really hard violence, homophobia, serial killing, rape, drug abuse and total and utter despair and misery. I.e. trigger-y stuff. It was rather weird to write and see how dark and low you could go. Even writing out that list makes me slightly sick. Maybe it was an exorcism?
Next, comedy timecock pr0n.