Naked man arrested after pulling awl from rectum
Need i say more?
("What? You're arresting me? can't imagine why.....")

(from the Contra Costa Times - Italics mine):
A police encounter with a naked man near the El Cerrito BART station turned into an arrest on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon Thursday.
Passers-by called officers about 7:50 a.m. ( Read more... )

(poached from rebellibrarian )

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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Okay.... first.. what the Hell....? What did I miss? Did i get my age wrong or somethin'? (no, prob'ly the ( Read more... )

Okay- here's your little science tidbit for the day, so all the 'net-surfing and blog-snooping and stuff won't feel totally unproductive.

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny
yet measurable distance from the earth every year.

If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago,
the moon was orbiting the earth ( Read more... )

How pathetic is it that the highlight of my day was talking on the telephone-
a voice - I heard her actual voice! -
with a friend of mine?

oh.... and this
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October 23. On this day in 1945, Branch Rickey announced that the Brooklyn Dodgers had signed **gasp!** a black baseball player from the Negro Leagues - guy named Jackie Robinson. That worked out pretty well, dinnit? Not just for Branch, Jackie, an' the Dodgers, but for baseball as a whole, and was part of a profound and sweeping change in the ( Read more... )

via rebellibrarian:

So, I got some art, right? And there's a communal quality to this stuff, y'see? Get a little, give a little. And I cheezed it!
That's bad karma, man... so...

The first five people to respond to this post, will get some form of art, by me, about them. I make no guarantees about quality or type, but I will assure that I will give it good ( Read more... )

is the absolute best cover of SnoopDogg's "Gin 'N' Juice ever:

Gin 'n Juice
(Click to play, right-click to 'save as')

alt link:
Gin 'n Juice

In the middle of the page, you'll see,
"Your file is available for download"
Click "Download Now"

NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

• There are 3,961,085 people in the U.S. with the first name Michael.
• Statistically the 4th most popular first name.

So much for bein' unique.

I was listening to the A's-Twin's game earlier today --
on the radio... baseball should be seen at the park, or heard on the radio; television just doesn't do the sport justice; you end up with waaaaaaay too much waiting around, -
("Jesus! The guy's got two, count 'em TWO pitches. What the hell does it take fortyfive seconds to throw the ball for?")
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it's about damn time! WooHoo!!!!


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