daydream today, this was the only Christmas Carol.... oh, and Santa ran a strip joint.

Note: Upon further review "Santa Baby" is also an acceptable carol. But only if Vanessa Marcil sings it to me personally.
"Can she sing, Snoop?", you may ask.
"Does it matter?" says I.

 (Present Company excepted, of course).

Today I art not festive. But these are the days on which small nuggets of self-discovery are made.
Such as "If I hear one more bleat of James Blunt/Gavin DeGraw/Michael Bublé/Daniel Powter et al, someone's going to 'have a bad day', indeed. Gonna end up looking like an extra from 'Apocalypto'.

Dammit.

**end

British luxury department store Harrods fired their Santa for "Inappropriate comments", the store said. Reportedly he asked a family why they were shopping at Harrods, and shouldn't they be at Tesco (a British sort've WalMart). He did, however, offer a bit of Christmas cheer by inviting their teenage daughter to stick around and sit in his lap ( Read more... )

12 Days of Christmas
Silly, but it made me bob my head a little....

just noticed this last night..... (okay, granted it was like 2:30 plus a 40, so bear with me, but)
Madame Hooch has the coolest boots!

I can't find a screencap or I'd show you, so you'll hafta trust me.
They juth theem tho wickabuwl..

**That is all**

... is the talk on a cereal box..."
( -Edie 'Holy Shit, I'm High!' Brickell)

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
- Jimmy Buffett

Hmmm..... Jimmy Buffett feels like WIll Rogers today.
Must be brainbake from that bright thing in the sky... where's the rain?

it's raining right now......
and tho i am a california kid, through and through, and a LIbra ( isn't that the cardinal Air sign?), i love the rain
(must be aquarius in there somewhere)

SO! The old fart says he knows who's naughty and who's nice, huh?.... Yeah, right.
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this morning...

this morning... and so... food tests are probably a dumb idea.... Home Cooker
76% Flavor, 38% Food Knowledge, 61% Gourmet Ability You scored high in flavor and gourmet ability! You're a whiz with a saucepan and have probably cooked a lot. But try some different recipes and ( Read more... )

Intellectual...and now, Psuedo-Historical:

poaached from
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