i haven't used this in two years. feels like ten.

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

on [03 Oct 2004|10:36pm] i wrote:

"today i pointed out jesus' communistic values to my mother and she pretended not to hear me - so i ate her." which makes me fucking weird.

by the way, obama WAS born in the united states. you have to be born here to run for president. idiots.

I just bought Brett Easton Ellis' The Informers and The Rules Of Attraction.
Klosterman's IV.
And I've yet to finish A People's History of the United States.
Word is Stephen Colbert has a new book out, and I want it.

Any book suggestions? I've got no time, but enough money.

Is there anything I've missed out on while being a workaholic/hermit? The so-called real world is bleak and soul crushing. I'm having unch with Jen today and that's peaking my social interaction (but it's cool (even though it's lame) cuzzzzz I miss a grrrl ( Read more... )

Why do I hate going out but get mad when no one calls me? I'm such a woman.

God damn, I said, God damnOne of my best friends is probably moving soon and I'll be 50% more of a hermit. I hate North Carolina--if a hurricane ripped it away from the U.S. and the Atlantic Ocean swallowed it whole, I doubt anyone would care. Except, maybe, for some cows ( Read more... )

Some people let me down more and more everyday.
I have less friends than I remember. I should be able to catch up on some reading now.

Greetings from the fallen-off side of the face of the earth.

Is this boring now, or is it just me?

Happy V-day. I just bought a fancy dress; let's party.