Action/Voice

[sniperkingftw]

[ It's most definitely time for Usopp to get back into the swing of things; they had a good vacation while it lasted, at least. After breakfast in the Strawhat house, he can be found back in the shop today, going through the usual routine of organizing what's magically turned up and being genuinely impressed that a) said store is still standing and

Comments

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

You want more shitty pirates? [Sanji's fairly sure none of their crew members came in with the last batch. And thus, disdain for everyone else.

As he washes the dishes like a boss.]

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

Yeah, why not? [ Well the disdain can be understood when you look at it like that. ] I wanna see how different pirates are in other worlds.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Y'know, I heard about most of them being a bunch of pillaging shitheads that make us look like upstanding citizens.

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

Pillaging? That's a pretty stupid reason to be a pirate.

They could just say they're bandits instead and save all the other pirates the trouble of looking bad. [ Er. Pirates in general looking bad. ]

[voice]

[after_march]

Oh, wait--you run that place? Maybe I will come by...

[voice]

[sniperkingftw]

Yeah, that's me- Captain Usopp, famous pirate, inventor and- aa, shopkeep.

I guess. You should definitely come in, though.

[voice]

[after_march]

Well, I just so happen to come from a short but illustrious line of shopkeepers myself, back in New York.

Wait---you're a pirate?

[voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[ Ah, April, you've brought the magical power of bullshit upon yourself. ] That's right! The famous Captain Usopp, leader of over eight-thousand of the sea's finest warriors!

[Voice]

[sacrificemyself]

Er, funny you should mention that. Is there anything there or anywhere else in Luceti where I could pick up something that'd do for a birthday gift?

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

Depends on what you want to get. We've got toys and jewelry and books and instruments and blenders and toasters and couches- lots of stuff like that. But no clothes or weapons. I don't know why someone would give someone weapons for their birthday, though.

[Voice]

[sacrificemyself]

Jewelry sounds good, I guess. Or a book. Yeah, yeah, a book's better. Maybe I can come by the store and have a look around.

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

Sure, come in! [ People are a good thing. ]

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[one_green_eye]

[...hey, well-- this reminds Ginko that today might be a good time to make one of those hell-I-hope-nothing-dangerous-or-full-of-mushi-from-my-world-has-shown-up-here checks. He figures you'd appreciate the heads up before it eats you, at the very least.

And will be shuffling-- carefully! through your stock for most of the afternoon.]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Usopp does so enjoy not being eaten. GINKO YOU'RE SO CARELESS WHEN YOU CAREFULLY SHUFFLE THROUGH- wait He'll just be watching you from the counter-thing. ]

Haven't seen you in a while. You didn't get eaten by anything, right?

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[one_green_eye]

[he puts down a clock he'd been considering, with a grin] Not recently.

And looks like I can say the same. Have an eventful trip?

[ action ]

[sniperkingftw]

Yeah, definitely! Most of it was even the good kind of eventful.

[Voice]

[undertheanchor]

I am called a pirate, though I am not one.

[But more importantly -] Where is this "items shop"?

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

Right across from the clinic! It's not exactly in the square, but it's pretty close. [ Curiosity. He has it. ]

How did you end up getting called a pirate if you're not one?

[Voice]

[undertheanchor]

My Letter of Marque was revoked, but I was not told. So I was a pirate - but it was not my fault.

[She will be heading to the square now, looking down side alleys for this shop of yours.]

[Voice/Action]

[sniperkingftw]

A pirate because of paperwork...? I guess that's one way for it to happen. [ It will be where it's always been. Usopp himself is just sort of walking around making sure things aren't falling all over the place. ]