You see, we have made these rules, but...he walks around in his skivvies anyway. The rest of us aren't very fond of Invisible Roommate, as she's pretty bad about abiding by agreements (and occasionally paying the rent), but her name's on the lease so there isn't much we can do.
Our policy says that small pets are all right. Two of my roommates have rats and a hamster. But he disapproves of cats. But then, he breaks the lease all the time by letting himself into our house when we're not around. And we know the previous renters had a cat, because they left a litterbox and gear and food behind. Hmmmm.
Thank goodness for my slinky sexy burgundy pajama pants and matching sophisticated robe. Boo. Ya. Dude needs to get with the program, get a body wax, and get classy. Doesn't he know that classy is in? Classy is all kinds of sexy.
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
I wish your landlord was more supportive; he might have been able to do something or advise you on the fact that the bf is a reoccuring guest who is 27 different types of icky, and the roomie who apparently only shows up when the moon is in a certain phase and the wind is blowing in a certain direction. Rather like Mary Poppins. But anyway
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Our policy says that small pets are all right. Two of my roommates have rats and a hamster. But he disapproves of cats. But then, he breaks the lease all the time by letting himself into our house when we're not around. And we know the previous renters had a cat, because they left a litterbox and gear and food behind. Hmmmm.
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
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Like what?
Like me.
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