As anyone reading this can probably see, I've kind of given up on this blog. I basically don't need two blogs and I found Tripod easier to use. So, if you have any interest in my flatulent comings and goings, go and have a peek at http://chickenhouse4.tripod.com/lastic/.

Took a test at OK Cupid which was designed to see how easy I was to please by different kinds of Lay-deeze (no, I am not looking for love; see my previous posts on this here and elsewhere, if you must). It was utter bollocks. Basically, their criteria seemed to be that if you were willing to have relations with a woman who was not (a) white, (b) ( Read more... )

I think that an update here is long overdue and right now I don't really fancy writing anything in my "proper" blog.

Ralph had a trip to the vet this morning. He's our old cat, aged about 13, who has been showing the symptoms of a brain lesion / brain tumour. The vet has given us some tablets and today gave him a steroid injection, which should ( Read more... )

I came across something that really made me quite irritable earlier on today. I was having a poke through mwalton 's friends posts - it's not her that's made me irritable, by they way, but she has an interesting variety of groups listed as friends and some of those groups attract people from all walks of life. Anyway, one of the parenting groups had a ( Read more... )

I took a personality test on OK Cupid and was told that, out of a range of historical characters, the one that matched me best was Hitler. How fine. I suppose I shouldn't be suprised.
Anyway I perused the latest offering of ideal partners for me when I found this lady. Whoo hoo ( Read more... )

CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations! You scored 96%!

CAPTAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yarrrr, ye be worhty to sail ye own boat of pirate scum round the 7 seas!!!!!! may there be much booty awaitin ye!!!!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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Had a phone call from K's brother last night. He's hard work, he really is. We don't see much of him; he's never been to our house, even when we lived just over an hour away in Portsmouth. It's not that he's not been invited. He's hardly ever left S, the town where they grew up. We normally get a phone call from him this time of year, when he tells ( Read more... )

The latest update for the crazy old lady / Christmas situation (scroll down for details; basically, the ex wife of my mother in law's partner has been making an alcoholic and violent nuisance of herself at their house) is that she was in court last Friday, pleaded guilty to criminal damage, I think it was. She had a strong restraining order slapped ( Read more... )

This blog's getting to be like a number 10 bus - nothing new here for a long time, then loads of posts all coming along together. Not like my regular blog, where the crap just sort of dribbles out constantly - what a savoury metaphor.

We're pregnant - no, let me rephrase that. Kerry is pregnant. We are having a baby but Kerry is having the baby. ( Read more... )

I took this test and do you know what? I can't stand Morrissey. Hey ho.

Morrissey
Congratulations! You scored 23!

You love all things British, but you want to move to L.A. anyway. Bit of effort and you could be back on form.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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