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route_29 activity tracking post for Big Boss

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[Guess who just ate a whole bunch of Persim berries without asking anyone about them first? Big Boss, of course. ...He's tripping out bad. Turns out they cause hallucinations and nausea. He can be seen some distance away in the side of the video screen, swaying and muttering and shedding manly tears from his one eye while he stares fixatedly at ( Read more... )

((Valentines Day post for Big Boss's boyfriends and those in Violet who need to talk to him (like his elderly son ( Read more... )

[Anyone wandering through Violet City today might spot a one-eyed man taking a break with all his Pokemon out... he's sitting on a bench, smoking a cigar and slowly flipping through the pages of a magazine (which, if you manage to get a closer look at it, is basically Playboy ( Read more... )

Today's the 23rd... that means... Christmas is coming soon!

...But if we're in a different world, will Santa Claus still be able to find everyone here to deliver presents??

((Behold, a 29 year old man who believes in Santa.))

Alright... listen up. I'm sure a lot of you here need this information when you're out on the road ( Read more... )

[First there's a brief flash of video feed, of a face caked in pale camouflage paint (to match the light snow coating the foliage around him) and bristly with stubbly beard hair, partly obscured by a wide green bandanna and a plain black eyepatch. Then the image blacks out to sound-only, but it reappears a few seconds later. It's clear that he's ( Read more... )