I just cracked my knuckles, wrists, elbows, neck, back, knees, and ankles.

My coworker looks like she's going to barf.

The Asian stripper coin trick gives new meaning to the concept of "Putting money in the kitty."

(Ask someone who's been in the military and posted overseas if you don't understand the reference)

honest!

They're building a new building out here, so the've got some of the roads closed and trucks moving stuff around. Naturally, they have construction workers directing traffic to make sure nobody gets smashed by a truck carrying 3 tons of gravel.

One of the construction workers looks a lot like Michael Weiss, who played the part of Jarod in The ( Read more... )

Is is a violation of the Jedi Code to use the Force to masturbate? Because if it is, then I don't want to be a Jedi any more. ;)

The "landing strip" is the female equivalent of a goatee.
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