The original version of Blondie's Heart Of Glass was called Once I Had A Love. The original is more blues than disco and the lyrics are slightly different. "Soon turned out, had a heart of glass" was "Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass".

It made me wonder if Debbie Harry's boyfriend at the time had a problem with "Whoops I Slipped...SURPRISE

The ULTIMATE mind-erasing alcohol!

The only appropriate response to the question, "Have you stopped beating your wife?" is:
"Nope, she can't play Monopoly for shit!"

I will be on vacation. I figured I'd better put a profound, amazing quote on my whiteboard (I change quotes about every 2 weeks...usually quotes by Goethe, Einstein, Patton, and other great people).

What's on my whiteboard now?

What if everything around you ( Read more... )

I just googled "rule 34"+"reticulated splines"

0 results. Damn.

SOME OF THESE ARE AMUSING AND SOME ARE JUST, LIKE, WTF? BUT THE WHOLE CAPSLOCK THING GETS OLD FAST

I'm listening to KDFW, the ATC frequency for Dallas-Fort Worth Airport over the internet.

Misplaced it mid-October and found it last night.

I no longer feel naked.

It's not as good as an ice cold bottle of Orange Crush, but it's MUCH cheaper, so I drink it a LOT.

Just thought y'all should know.

It's HOLY FUCK cold outside. Sleet and freezing rain in the forecast. Parts of 635 were a goddamn skating rink. On my way back from Mesquite, I saw no less than 6 accidents ( Read more... )