50 Reasons to Wank or Snarkyscorp's Masterlist!

Jan 10, 2033 23:23

Welcome to my Masterlist of Fics! I write a lot of different pairings, ranging from the traditional Harry/Draco to the obscene Dumbledore/Albus Potter. I never shy away from a challenge in the HP fandom, so you'll find a lot of bizarre pairings that may frighten you. heh. You've been warned.

Everything is categorized for ease of finding what you want. Please let me know if you see any dead links or errors, etc. <3 And thanks for reading!

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Last Updated: July, 2010



**As of January 2011, I will not be warning for the following squicks: anal (in het fics), rough sex, dirty talk, blowjobs, or handjobs. I do warn for all the major squicks/triggers.**

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Bound, Ginny/Scorpius, NSFW


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Albus Severus/Scorpius (AS/S)

Boys Without
PG, 500 words
They are ravenous creatures, boys without hindrances or hesitations.

The Counter Curse
PG, 1,056 words
Albus finally decides to try and help Scorpius.

The Deep End
PG, 1,563 words
Albus meets a strange boy while vacationing.

Feeling and the Opposite Thereof
NC-17, 1,673 words
Albus and Scorpius have been having secret rendezvous for three years and on the cusp of adulthood, Albus finally begins to question why.

Happy Halloween
PG-13, 514 words
Costumes are more fun with magic involved.

His Dark Legacy
NC-17, 908 words
His dark voice was a poison, from which Scorpius had no antidote.

Infatuation
R, 2,460 words
Scorpius is infatuated with someone, and unfortunately for Albus, it’s not him. Or is it?

Kissing Practice
PG-13, 1,180 words
Albus needs some kissing practice and seeks out Scorpius for help.

The Responsible Gift
PG-13, 1,197 words
James passes on his responsibility.

Sketches of Saint Tropez
NC-17, 30,053 words
The Potters are taking an impromptu vacation in Saint Tropez, France, when Scorpius interrupts the plans they have in store for Albus.

A Summer in Pastels ***WIP***
sequel to Sketches of Saint Tropez
NC-17, 27,305 words
Albus is about to get married, but Scorpius is enevitably involved and forces Albus to come to terms with himself and his sexuality.

Stare
PG, 300 words
Scorpius stares. Albus sees him, takes it personally.

Stopping Time
NC-17, 1,800 words
When the tremors cease, Scorpius is slumping against Albus, mouthing warm nothings against his red neck, kissing the thick-pulsing veins, licking the love-bites he left behind. Albus slides his fingers through Scorpius' soft hair. They kiss. Time stops.

When Things Change
PG-13, 665
The first time doesn’t always end happily.

Wrestling at the Ministry
R. 1,015 words
Albus takes a keen interest in sports…which involve pinning Scorpius to the floor.

Your Strawberry Mouth
NC-17, 2,509 words
At the Annual Ministry Picnic, Scorpius can’t keep his eyes off Albus. Something, of course, must be done about that.

Harry/Scorpius

A Little Problem
PG-13, ~1,500 words
Scorpius isn’t participating in Harry’s class, and Harry intends on finding out why.

Bones
PG-13, 260 words
Skeletons are simple. Harry Potter is not.

The Danger in Listening**WIP**
NC-17, ~20,000
Scorpius likes to watch, but sometimes that can be the most dangerous thing.

First Day Story Arc **WIP**
Various ratings, 600 words (6x100)
Scorpius starts work at the Ministry and his feelings for Harry progress.

First Love
R, 500 words (5 x 100)
Scorpius and Harry struggle to define what happens after the initial "crush".

The Guarded Wound
R, 500 words (5 x100)
Scorpius knows that Harry guards himself and his desires, so he provokes them until Harry lets go.

Happy Forty-Fifth
R, ~1,000 words
The various jostling bodies and handsome, sweaty young men did nothing to soothe the feeling that he was out of place and far too old to be seen at the club without a date. Or at least some kind of a warm body to grind on. Not that Harry was very good at all at grinding in public or attempting to dance. Not that he'd ever wanted to be. This wasn't his scene, and he knew it. He'd much rather be at a Quidditch match or peeling his skin off with a blunt spoon.

How Reflections Change
E, 1,800 words (18 x 100)
Coming to terms with his age was never a problem for Harry, until he fell in love with Scorpius Malfoy.

No Word Tender Enough
NC-17, 53,669 words
Harry is forced to take Scorpius in when a tragedy befalls the Malfoy family, but Harry isn’t prepared for the friendship and relationship that blooms between himself and Draco’s son.

One
R, 2,000 words
Harry knows he should tell Scorpius everything, all the scary little bits inside his head that make him human and real and even weak. He knows Scorpius still looks at him and thinks Harry Potter like every boy his age does when Harry walks into a room. At first, it was maddening. Then, a little flattering. Now, Harry knows Scorpius deserves the truth if he is going to stick around.

The Seduction of Mirrors
PG-13, 1,000 words (10 x 100)
Scorpius finds himself obsessed with a mirror, and Harry attempts to help him change that.

So It Is Written
NC-17, 6,483 words
Scorpius is set to be married, but when Harry is invited to the engagement party, things go awry.

Uncharted Territory
NC-17, 750 words
Uncharted territory is no excuse anymore, but voicing the uncertainty helps in the same way it helps to say you don't know how to swim before you jump off a sinking ship.

Under the Shade of Poison Trees
R, ~1,300 words (12 drabbles, each ~100-200 words)
Harry and Scorpius test the bounds of their relationship

Harry/Draco

Away to Our Prison, We Two Alone
PG-13, ~2,000 words
Draco attempts to take his father's place in Azkaban after the war, but Harry refuses to let him.

Fever
NC-17, 728 words
Fever dreams/ they can only haunt you / till the fever breaks

Fixation
R, ~750 words
Draco escapes through fixation.

Fragile Pleasure Here on Earth I Find
**with bonus art from _aurora_sky_**
R, ~5,000 words
Sometimes, Harry looks at Draco, and sometimes Harry knows Draco is looking at him, and there are even times when they see one another between the shadows, silhouetted in pain and shaking in despair. It is in these latter moments that Harry knows something is wrong inside him. It is in such moments Harry wants to reach for Draco, whether out of comfort or pity or some deeper connection. Knowing this, he hesitates.

The Platform
PG, 1,595 words
Scorpius gets ready to leave for Hogwarts and Draco dwells on growing old.

When We Two Parted
PG-13, ~1,000 words
Harry struggles to come to terms with his age, his love, and his family.

Draco/Albus

Addicted to Rules
NC-17, 1,600 words
"I said it already," Albus whispered pathetically. "I said I was sorry, sir, and I meant it. I'm sorry I stole the book from the Restricted Section, I'm sorry I talked back during class, I'm sorry I look just like my father and you get off on that, and I'm sorry you are a pervert who likes fondling small children in your office and call it punishment. I'm sorry it is punishment, because I can't stand the sight of you." Albus was panting, but he managed to add, "Sir," to the end, sharply punctuating his ramblings.

Blackmail
R, ~750 words
Albus finally gets what he wants.

Collision
NC-17, 3,006 words
Scorpius invites Albus over to the Manor for the summer, and Draco finds himself in a predicament when Al proposes the perfect arrangement.

Experience the War
NC-17, 11,286 words
Albus wants to know more about the second wizarding war, and though Draco is reluctant they strike a bargain. But Albus is unprepared for the knowledge that sometimes it is our darkest desires that frighten and arouse us most.

How to Give and Take
NC-17, ~4,500 words
Ministry functions drive Albus Potter insane. And the only way he can cope is by keeping a running commentary on the presentations. Guess who overhears him?

The Polyjuice Overdose
NC-17, 1,520 words
Albus learns the repercussions of using Polyjuice to get even with Scorpius when Draco catches him.

James/Albus

After the Fact of Fire
NC-17, 3,400 words, James/Albus
Albus is eleven years old when he realises he wants to be a girl; James is thirteen when he decides there is something wrong with him.

For the Fatherless
NC-17, ~2,500 words, James/Albus
James returns home to attend his father's funeral and reconnects with Albus in a way he never imagined.

Spin the World Unhinged
R, 300 words, James/Albus
Together, they are two men, touching everywhere except the places that matter, like two sides of a strange coin.

Ginny/Scorpius

Guilt Undone
NC-17, 800 words
He is too skinny for her, but then she is too old for him-everybody has their weaknesses.

Teacher
NC-17, 2,000 words, Ginny/Scorpius
"Please, Mrs. Potter," he is saying again, but he is watching now, too, and Ginny knows his pupils are blown wide with wonder.

Where the Rift Mends
NC-17, 20,000 words, Ginny/Scorpius
Once there was a man named Harry Potter. Then, one day, there wasn't.

Draco/Scorpius

Becoming Shades
R, ~600 words
I have been a father for sixteen years, and I have not faltered once-until tonight.

Demons Unleashed"
NC-17, 4,878 words, with Draco/Albus, Harry/Scorpius
All Draco can think is how Potter got to Scorpius first, how Scorpius called for him, how the firm slap of Potter's palm connected with the taut flesh of his son's ass…

Ne Me Quitte Pas
NC-17, ~1,700 words, Draco/Scorpius
Every pulse is an admission of guilt, every throb a whisper of your name: daddy, father, Draco.

To Give Him the World
R, 470 words, Draco/Scorpius
The bed is not big enough for Scorpius to crawl in beside his father, but he tries anyway.

Harry/Hugo

Breaking the Rules
NC-17, 5,000 words
The Annual Weasley Family Picnic turns out to be much more than Harry bargained for, but he can't help but enjoy it.

**SEQUEL TO BREAKING THE RULES**: No Excuse for Lethargy
NC-17, 3,300 words
Harry would hardly call a quick bite and a rough fuck on Ron's couch a 'date'. In fact, they had yet to have anything but rough fucks since this little tryst began nearly one month ago. Not that Harry was complaining.

Master of the Elder
R, 250 words
The wand was surprisingly hollow in his fist...

Up in the Air
PG, 500 words
Harry was like an undomesticated stallion, easily spooked by snakes but wordlessly tamed with a good, firm hand.

Miscellaneous Next Gen Slash

The Blue Veins of His Throat Unkissed
R, ~2,500 words, Harry/Scorpius, Snape/Scorpius, Tom Riddle/Scorpius
Scorpius Malfoy's fascination with Tom Riddle takes a new, dangerous turn. When he succeeds in making his desire a reality, is it worth the price he paid and the risk of coming face to face with his obsession?

Deviance
NC-17, ~3,300 words, Teddy/Albus, James/Albus
Albus wants Teddy, but James interferes.

The Dynamics of Power
R, ~1,300 words, Teddy/Scorpius
It is Christmas Eve, 2024, when Teddy knows this cannot go on. Scorpius is wearing a heavy, gray-wool scarf and his pale-cream traveling cloak. He sweeps into the office like a storm, upturning papers with the winds of his chaos and tearing past his desk with the sea growling at his back.

Growing Up
PG-13, 2,500 words, James/Scorpius
James wishes he could grow down instead of up-Scorpius wishes he was a man.

Identical
R, 250 words, Lorcan/Lysander
Lorcan knows they are identical in every way...

In Malfoy's Chambers
NC-17, 4,000 words, Draco/Teddy
When Professor Malfoy catches Teddy trying to steal a personal effect from his chambers, the punishment may be more than Teddy can bear.

In the Closet
PG-13, ~1,500 words, Hugo/Scorpius
Scorpius finds out just how good he looks in leather pants and a vest.

Dating a Weasley
***SEQUEL TO IN THE CLOSET***
NC-17, 2,527 words, Hugo/Scorpius
Inviting Hugo to the club was possibly the best mistake Scorpius ended up making that evening.

Positions of Power
***SEQUEL TO DATING A WEASLEY***
NC-17, ~2,100 words, Hugo/Scorpius
Hugo has been made Head Boy and Scorpius has been invited back to Hogwarts to teach.

The Namesake
PG-13, 250 words, Snape/Albus Severus
Albus is infatuated with Severus Snape's portrait.

Our Cracking Bones Make Noise
NC-17, 29,000 words, mostly gen James but Teddy/James too
After the death of his sister, James is out of control. As his family's last resort, Charlie offers to give James a spot on his dragon reserve in Germany, where Teddy will take him under his wing. There, James is forced not only to confront larger-than-life dragons in ways he never imagined but to deal with the loss of his sister and come to terms with his sexuality in ways that will ultimately help him heal and change his life forever.

The Performance of Albus Potter
R, 1,300 words, Albus Dubledore/Albus Potter, AS/S
Albus arranges a present for Dumbledore's birthday.

The Predator and the Prey
NC-17, ~3,500 words, Teddy/Scorpius, Teddy/Albus, Albus/Scorpius
Teddy never had a reason to think he might become the very thing he had always feared…until Scorpius Malfoy looked at him like that.

The Potter Boys
PG-13, 500 words, Harry/James/Albus
Nobody quite understands the bond between the Potter boys.

Pleasing Hugo
NC-17, 1,100 words, Hugo/Albus
Albus loves to give Hugo what he wants, and today, it's especially important to please him.

Three Cheers for the Underdog
PG-13, 750 words, James/Hugo
Hugo had always been the underdog.

Viciously, Into the Dark Abyss
NC-17, 7,329 words, Tom Riddle/Scorpius, Harry/Scorpius
The portrait that was shoved in the back of the cellar was the most dangerous thing Scorpius Malfoy had ever come across in his life. Unfortunately, he didn't realize just how dangerous it was until he tried to drown it.

Wanting Teddy
R, ~1,000 words, Teddy/Albus (unrequited)
Teddy's a stranger, a little bit, like a puzzle that's really hard to solve. But Albus likes puzzles, so he tries.

Miscellaneous Next Gen Het

Arousal By Scent
NC-17, ~1,200 words, Charlie/Lily Luna
Charlie doesn't know what hits him when Lily's Arousal Perfume invades his senses.

As Lovers
PG-13, 350 words, Albus/Lily
The first time is accidental. The second time is on purpose. The third time, they meet as lovers.

Caught
NC-17, ~1,800 words, Harry/Lily Luna
It was suddenly extremely apparent why Lily was sorted into Slytherin.

For Mrs. Potter
NC-17, ~1,500 words, Ginny/Teddy
Teddy was new to this game, and Ginny was not, so she held all the cards.

Perspective
NC-17, ~650 words, Hermione/Scorpius
Hermione and Scorpius test the boundaries of seduction.

Miscellaneous Next Gen Threesomes/Moresomes/Femslash

7 Deadly Sins
R, ~2,200 words (within 7 drabbles), Percy/Fred II, George/Fred II and implied past Fred/George, Percy/Audrey, George/Percy
There are three sides to every story.

The Beast
NC-17, 100 words, Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/Louis, Louis/Victoire
Victoire and Teddy are overwhelmed by the beast within.

Beautiful as a Boy
R, 250 words, Scorpius/Rose, Scorpius/Hugo
There is only one thing Rose envies about Hugo.

Brotherhood of the Magical Pants
NC-17, ~2,400, Hugo/Albus/Scorpius
When Hugo tried his mother's trousers on, it was an odd thing to say they were the perfect fit, but even Hermione couldn't seem to deny it.

Getting Over Fred
PG, ~500 words, Angelina/Lily Luna
Angelina has always loved watching Lily play-she is beautiful on a broom, long red hair in the breeze behind her, cool brown eyes trained to the goals, long fingers stretched around the Quaffle.

The Luckiest
PG-13, ~500 words, James/Scorpius, Albus/Scorpius, James/Scorpius/Albus
It is no surprise to anyone when Scorpius falls in love with a Potter-the real shock is that there isn't just one he fancies but two.

Matters of Blood
NC-17, ~2,700 words, Lucius/Scorpius/Rose, Scorpius/Rose
Lucius is disgusted with his grandson's choice of fiancé and everyone's complete disregard for his opinions, so he takes matters into his own hands to teach Scorpius what it means to be a Pureblood.

Potente Fantasy
NC-17, 1,300 words, Draco/Albus/Harry
There is nothing Harry wouldn't do to get Al out of trouble…

What He Wants
NC-17, ~9,500 words, Draco/Scorpius, Harry/Scorpius, Harry/Scorpius/Draco, AS/S, Scorpius/Ginny, Scorpius/Lily
The only thing Scorpius knows is exactly what he wants.

Miscellaneous Non Next Gen (all genres/pairings)

After Death
PG-13, 850 words, Dumbledore/Harry
There are two sides to every story, even after death.

After the Party
NC-17, ~6,300 words, Harry/Ginny
Harry needed more than a splash of water, he realized, as the cool breeze slithered down under his shirt; he needed a bloody miracle to get through the night without dropping trou and shouting, "I don't care if I've never done it before-I'm going to fuck Ginny Weasley right here on the table, and there is nothing any of you can do about it!"

An Imitation of Truth
NC-17, 7,022 words, Snape/Harry/Draco
After the War, Harry can’t let go of his last memory of Snape. When he learns of a rumor that Snape is still alive, he investigates and finds himself in over his head.

A Patient Man
R, 400 words, Lucius/Draco
I am a patient man, but even I have limits.

Assume the Position
R, ~700 words, Snape/Harry
Mr. Snape, Harry's awful biology teacher, demands that Hermione and Ron spend detention with Harry to teach Harry a lesson. When Harry asks for leniency, Snape is swift to acquiesce.

The Best Anniversary Ever
PG-13, 450 words, Harry/Draco, Dumbledore/Snape
Harry and Draco's Anniversary Shopping List.

Experimental Charms
PG, 1,804 words, Draco/Hermione
Hermione needs help for a special law project, so she enlists the assistance of Draco Malfoy.

The First Time
NC-17, 720 words, Draco/Astoria, Astoria/Daphne, Draco/OC, Draco/Astoria/Daphne/OMC
Draco finally figures out how to warm Astoria's cold heart.

Flip
R, 550 words, Snape/Harry
The fifth time was powerful. They both knew something had changed since the first clumsy fuck to this-this where their fingers twined and the bedsprings squeaked and their bodies sweat through the sheets, soiled the linens.

His Last Affair
NC-17, 919 words, Draco/Hermione
Draco and Hermione share their last affair.

Ice & Fire
NC-17, ~950 words, Snape/Percy
Percy's hands are like ice and Snape's are like fire.

Living with Dragons
R, ~6,300 words, Charlie/Neville
After the War, Neville finds it hard to connect with the world until a chance encounter with Charlie changes everything.

Mistaken
NC-17, 867 words, Karkaroff/Fleur
Karkaroff thought he was in control, but Fleur knew she held all the cards. She had the power to say no, the will to say yes, and the desire to make the anticipation slice through his body. In her pink and white lace undergarments, she ruled him like a Queen to her slave.

My Trap is Set
R, ~600 words, Blaise/Harry
My trap is set, and Potter is sticky with it.

The Risk of Attraction
NC-17, ~2,800 words, Neville/Ginny
Neville and Ginny have grown close in Harry’s absence in their work for the DA during Neville's 7th Year. One evening, their newfound friendship leads them into dangerous grounds

Such is the Measure of Man
R, 6,100 words, Abraxas/Severus
His voice is honey and Severus is a bee.

Toujours Pur
R, 400 words, Bellatrix/Regulus
What does 'toujours pur' really mean?

Wedding Dress
PG-13, 825 words, Narcissa/Mrs. Zabini
Narcissa Malfoy stood like a doll at the threshold of the room, her long blond hair let loose in ringlets today, pink lips pursed to hide a grin.

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