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[snapples_apples]

Hey guys! I'm...going to go to sleep now (ahahaha hello sunshine!) but the impulse struck me earlier today and has stuck with me

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UM HERE, A SELECTION

[domina_mira]

"...Do you have any particular plans for the next nine months

[ardath_rekha]

An old one but still a favorite:

"...Do I really want to know?"
"My cat has a nuclear weapon. My cat has a nuclear weapon. I don't think I want to know."

Reposted to fix html sorry @_@

[kaichan]

Jeri: well

[rahneregina]

A classic recurring line:
"I have been using my work time productively thinking about aliens."

[mattybee]

the more I look at this the more I'm pretty sure full context is required, so:

"Get out of the shower!"
> "...what the fuck are you doing, Dele."
"Giving you a towel."
> "Usually people wait for other people to get out of the shower first."
"I know, right? Those people are patienter than me. Is that a word? It should be a word--oh, hi."
> "Hi. Where're we going?"
"A chick in a Hello Kitty suit got hit by a car three blocks away. Put your fucking shoes on!"

I'm SURE I have more but I think... I think that is the best. (ilu dele)

[saltroseortopaz]

ilu2bb.