( i woke shaking from a dream where she died in that desert and you held me and said 'i'm here' which wasn't good enough. )

canadianborderpatrol: i love how the shark was smart enough to know that there was a parasailer on the other end of that line ( Read more... )

( professionalbondgirl: martel is like UGH KALTEN WHY SO DUMB and kalten's like UGH MARTEL WHY SUCH A DICKBAG )

So the other day I was telling Claire + Kay about this thing in NZ, like, a dating service specifically for farmers, what with it being hard out here for a farmer these days. Anyway, Claire was like "...for the sheep?" WHICH NO, BY THE WAY, and I recounted this to my mother, who over the course of an hour came up with something that is insane and ( Read more... )

well all our fucking characters are hard, woman.

Give me a relationship between our characters and I'll give you an in-depth explanation of it.

[02:36] takhys: I am GOBSMACKED.
[02:36] takhys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
( [02:37] or topaz: :O )

taccebot: Stick Stickly: man i saw an aladdin icon on my flist and i automatically thought it was you and i wondered why you were asking about nutella frosting ( Read more... )

regarding whether or not it would be an epic cop out to do a 'five life changes' prompt with martel just killing five different people in drabbles:

[02:29] or topaz: i suspect the list would be like ( Read more... )

I am a plague upon IJ, I just want you to know that. I was informed.

Unrelated to SUCH SHENANIGANS: the glorious return of Dele's Pointless To-Do Lists.

- MAIL JANICE'S PRESENT christ almighty. I have to get shit done later today or I will leap off a cliff for the shame.
- Find cliff.
- Martel/Laurel for Liz. Rewrite first paragraph and save ( Read more... )

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[03:46] takhys: Wow ( Read more... )