SINNER, There is only one good way to decide what to do, and that is to flip
a coin in the name of Jesus. Putting yourself in the everlasting hands of
Jesus' gambling prowess is the only way to make important decisions, since
you, a sinner, have lost your way.
Amen.

Today I tried Coca-cola Blak. It was the worst decision I have ever made. This shit tastes like sunscreen, except sunscreen doesn't have the disgusting aspartame aftertaste this does. Oy! For this, they get rid of Vanilla Coke? Blak makes Clear Pepsi seem like a good idea.
I am warning you. Do not even try it.

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trying to actually write in my livejournal.
hating work.
dreading lunch-time decisions.
plotting career trajectory
(looks like this:
-----------------------------_).
accepting my boring self unconditionally (on a provisional basis).
keeping hands moisturized.

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The future enters into us, in order to transform itself in us, long before it happens.
--Rainier Maria Rilke

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Yes, a weeknight. Fuck it, you must see Twig destroy our humble abode.

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it's a boy and two girls
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