Technicians think they are engineers. Engineers think they are physicists. Physicists think they are mathematicians. Mathematicians think they are philosophers. Philosophers think they are technicians. (Insert anecdote of a philosophy professor spraying WD-40 into his VCR.)
Grumble, grumble, activist judges, grumble, next they will want to marry their dog, grumble, grumble, think of the children, grumble, four horsemen of the apocalypse, grumble, grumble.