I came home from running errands one day to find Sugar on the couch watching Punk'd while drafting a love letter to Ashton Kutcher. She's a little infatuated. So much so, that I question her recent fashion choices.
I do believe that is the shiniest my boobs have ever been. I friggin' love that fabric. The photo does not do it justice. I stand firm in my order for hot pants and a matching tube top... you know, for the next time I dance in a Jay Z video.
Useless, nothing! You know I dance on a stage in a gay club once a year for charity... that dance could totally up the ammount of greenback in my garter... ;P
Holy Star Fleet, Captain! If you'd have beamed up to the bridge of the Enterprise in that little number you'd have had Kirk and Co. saying "Uhura who?"
Oh, I didn't even think of Star Trek... nice eye. But yeah, toss me one of those pins: http://www.neweyestudio.com/pins4.html and a blonde bob; and I'm a pretty dead ringer for Nurse Chapel huh? Damn.
Staci and Clinton didn't wait for me to call them...they're already setting up the intervention. You soon will receive an invite to an alleged event where your friends and family will suddenly arrive to see secret footage of your recent fashion choices in action. Especially the (single) boot you've taken to wearing lately! I recommend wearing this outfit regularly until the event occurs -- you definitely want to be feeling fashion-foward around those two.
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You= HOT... for a chick.
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There is, apparently, no end to my useless skills.
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and a blonde bob; and I'm a pretty dead ringer for Nurse Chapel huh?
Damn.
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