First Cloud, now Vincent. And that Sephiroth left ages ago. [smokes for a moment.] Well if anyone knew any of 'em, they're gone. Though if you're just now findin' out about Sephiroth, then don't know what rock you've been hidin' under.

Least that's two less numbskulls and one less bomb to have to worry about.

[this would be a certain grumpy old pilot standing in front of several things. one, his lovely giant airship, The Dreamcatcher. this was standing outside of its equally giant hangar, but she's not alone. oh no. Cid wasn't just sitting up there doing now. some may recognize the Skyrunners (hover motorcycles basically), only they're more pimped out ( Read more... )

[muttering under his breath something like "Can't believe I gotta do this" or something like that. anyway, those who happen to see this broadcast will have a grand view of a rather grumpy Cid what else is new standing in what looks to be a giant warehouse. there's some mechanic noise in the background, but for the most part whatever he says can be ( Read more... )

If I'm right, judgin' from the past few months we should be seein' the end of this month's influx of newcomers.

To spare me and the rest of us from the constant whinin', shut up, sit down, and listen up!The thing I'm talkin' through right now? It's called a damn Dreamberry and if ya never heard of a phone, tough *$&#. If ya have, congratulations, ( Read more... )

--*&#@ HELL--[the video clicked on mid-Cid swearing

this would be a certain pilot somehow entangled in vines a few feet above his bed where he had been sleeping in for the past two-three weeks and swearing. and yelling. a lot.]

DANNY!GET YER GODDAMN *&^%$#@ ASS IN HERE AND GET ME DOWN FROM HERE WHAT THE *&^%$#@ HELL DID YOU DO THIS AIN'T SOME ( Read more... )

[there's not really much to see at first. the Dreamberry was lying on a table, tools and scraps of metal scattered everywhere. an ashtray loaded with cigarette butts. a half-empty glass of tea.

and there was some muttering]

So that's how it works...huh...so if we just turn this here--

[KABOOM]

MOTHER &%&$^#^^#@*@&#^$ STUPID #&*@&^@@!*& PIECE ( Read more... )

[there's the sound of mild swearing before his face shows up]

All right I want answers and I want 'em now. Who the #@*&^$!* hell took me from my goddamn airship and dumped in this god forsaken snow field without a goddamn #@*&^$!* jacket?!

If you did anythin' to the Shera I'm gonna #*@(*&#*@& @*(!*&$!@&^* your ass and ( Read more... )