All the warnings in the world...

Paul Kelly's Sydney from a 727 at night?

Last line of the song?

"Me, I've never seen Dallas from a DC9"

REALLY?

i have been wearing a box on my head for the last hour. The first half hour i sat in complete slience, while people stayed away, pointed and whispered. I could hear them.

Eventually they started talking to me.

Wearing a box on your head is remarkably therapeutic.

SO why exactly tell me that she has a date on the weekend? What on earth would make anyone think that i would be the slightest bit fucking interested

One is happenstance
Twice is con-incidence
Three times in enemy action

Yes i'm fucking paranoid

Fuck you

I try not to hate too many things without having at least a reasonable understanding of it - however I defy anyone to understand the thinking behind the films ‘Deep Impact’ and ‘The Avengers’, but I digress ( Read more... )