Finders Keepers

[smoked_ya]

Went for a swim today out in the ocean. Got pretty far, actually, and was about to turn around when I found something. Well. Two somethings, actually. Looked like they'd been shipwrecked, and might've been out there for a day or two. Couldn't just leave 'em out there, so I gathered them up and hauled them back to the island

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[koroshiya_kite]

You found dogs. Looks like you just can't help but have cute things follow you around.

[smoked_ya]

I did. And just what other so-called "cute things" follow me around, huh?

[koroshiya_kite]

I heard you used to have this little bitty first year follow you around like a little puppy. Think you went up in the world there.

[smoked_ya]

...... Oh. That thing. ... The dog is definitely an improvement. And less noisy.

[koroshiya_kite]

So it wasn't just a rumor.

I think it is too.

[smoked_ya]

I wish that's all it was. I really, really do.

[koroshiya_kite]

I don't envy you that at all.

[smoked_ya]

Sometimes, I wonder how I didn't kill the little pipsqueak.

[koroshiya_kite]

Cause there would be no point to it. No challenge.

[smoked_ya]

....................point.

[koroshiya_kite]

Of course I do.

[smoked_ya]

Don't rub it in, glass-for-bones.

[koroshiya_kite]

I think I will, kohai coddler.

[smoked_ya]

....You're going to wish you never said that.

[koroshiya_kite]

I don't make wishes and I doubt you can get me to start.

[smoked_ya]

Only one way to find out. How much longer, anyhow? I'm starting to think this busted rib thing is just a bunch of bullshit.