Bitty Fics

[smittywing]

The best part of reading internet law is laughing at how little the judges actually know about the internet. (Or how little their law clerks did.) That said, it's cold in the library and I'm yawning and to stay awake, I offer bitty fics

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[ratcreature]

how about John/Teyla?

[smittywing]

She watches from a distance, but he never catches on.

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He feels her eyes on him, but can't look back.

[ratcreature]

Ow, tragic! *sniffle*

[smittywing]

Thanks! I can never tell if John just embodies that principle that, "Guys think all girls are hot for them...except for the ones who actually ARE," or if he's just too emo and stoic to make a move. Or maybe he's just afraid she'll kick his ass if he throws her up against a wall again?

[omglawdork]

Rodney's bitchface!

[smittywing]

A haiku to the bitchface!

Rodney frowns at the
Ultimate stupidity
And the whole team swoons.

[omglawdork]

bitchface + haiku = awesome!!

[trobadora]

John Sheppard's hairy arms and chest. I never liked body hair before he came along!

[smittywing]

There once was a dude from all over
Who had more fuzz on his chest than Grover
He caught everyone's eye
But when Rodney asked, "Why?"
He said, "I've never been much of a rover."

And since that made no actual sense...

John woke to find Rodney's hand deep in his hair.

[trobadora]

*giggles* Thank you! :D

And mmmmm. Rodney's hand should be in John's hair more often.

[smittywing]

Aliens made Elizabeth hug Ronon. She accidentally copped a feel.

[bubbles83]

John's love for the puddle jumpers.

[smittywing]

There once was a boy who loved flying;
To the point where he didn't mind lying.
To touch some other guy,
Didn't take him as high,
As the crafts that kept him from dying.

I think my rhythm on that was off so:

The puddlejumper is warm under John's hands; better than sex.

[bubbles83]

I feel a little bad that poor Rodney can't compare to the puddlejumpers. But then again, the jumpers are pretty awesome.