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smittywing

Bitty Fics

Aug 30, 2007 15:03

The best part of reading internet law is laughing at how little the judges actually know about the internet. (Or how little their law clerks did.) That said, it's cold in the library and I'm yawning and to stay awake, I offer bitty fics ( Read more... )

sga, sg-1, ficlets, writing

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aurora_84 August 30 2007, 19:54:49 UTC

Oh, poor under-educated internet lawyers. :-/

re: SGA: how about something Rodney-in-Letters-From-Pegasus centric?

smittywing August 30 2007, 20:25:15 UTC

The lawyers weren't as bad (I think!) as the judges, who are writing these opinions back in '97 and only know how to check their email and get the weather. :P

Jeannie always cries when she hears someone speak on Leadership.

aurora_84 August 31 2007, 19:01:45 UTC

Oh, leadership!! You sure can pack a punch in ten words. :((

chicklet_girl August 30 2007, 21:09:58 UTC

Rodney's bathrobe FTW!

smittywing August 31 2007, 00:24:16 UTC

Blue and fuzzy cloth
Warm and soft, but the best part...
It smells like Rodney.

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smittywing August 31 2007, 00:42:11 UTC

With bitty fics, no one is ever "taken" because...there's so many words left. :) So, two 10-word fics and a limerick for you:

John didn't believe in forever until he met Rodney McKay. Rodney thought his fairy princess would have a better rack.

In a city surrounded by sea,
There lived a Marine Corps L-T.
She fell for head geek
Despite noisy critique
'Cause his mouth made her toes curl with glee.

raisintorte August 31 2007, 00:53:56 UTC

law clerks KNOW EVERYTHING. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Weir/Sumner and a BABY.

smittywing August 31 2007, 01:00:39 UTC

"That is SO not my fault," Sumner said to Weir.

"Of course it's not," she replied. "I blame Major Sheppard."

raisintorte August 31 2007, 01:05:19 UTC

HA!!

So fantastic. :-)

jcalanthe August 31 2007, 19:42:14 UTC

*cracks up* That's awesome.

jcalanthe August 31 2007, 01:17:42 UTC

I adore Teal'c. And also Cameron Mitchell and Vala, because I'm greedy. I love them as individuals, and in any configuration you can think of.

smittywing August 31 2007, 02:47:21 UTC

Cam is no O'Neill.
But he has the same spirit
To which Teal'c was drawn.

Cam and Vala are friends
She loves Daniel; he loves Teal'c
But for now, they'll do.

He gets what he wants.
She doesn't but she hides it
Behind a bright smile.

But she is their friend
They welcome her in and they
Are happy, indeed.

This prompt rocked. :D

jcalanthe August 31 2007, 19:52:03 UTC

Oh yay, this response rocked too! Thank you!!

And now, the Cam/Teal'c/Vala/Daniel sequel? ;)