it's 10am what on earth am i doing at work???
i am working 11pm to 11am.. only one hour left - thank god!

Cussing In Church ( Read more... )

'Hello?'

'Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul..'
After a brief pause,

Daddy says, 'But honey,
you haven't got an Uncle Paul..'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy, right now .'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then,  this is what I want you to do..
Put the phone down on ( Read more... )