indeed the putzke phone line is busy 99 percent of the time. actually this week ive been online chatting a bit. but only the past few days i think. before that i had too much homeworkage. and yes indeed my brother chases his women online. so he spends massive chunks of time consuming our phone line. and he gets on my screen name i think. if i sound ( Read more... )

wow people read my journal? i read yours, whoever you may be, because i have an obsessive journal reading habit that ian has just helped me identify. thank you ian, for being part of the solution and not the problem. and for having herpes ( Read more... )

thats right baby.

i have eaten more brownies in the past week than should ever be humanly allowable.

thanks big mac for this beautifully random quiz.


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My LiveJournal SitcomThe smellybelly Show (SHOWTIME, 1:00): smellybelly (David Keith) borrows money from glitterboy4519 (Ethel Merman)'s friend. Then, hopeisbravery (Christopher Reeve) hits a computer with orionlove9 (John Dye)'s salad. The next day, whadawhodee (Natasha Henstridge) invents a new kind of apple and gets aletahcore (Clint Eastwood) ( Read more... )

i have herpes. i mean...i'm ian and i have herpes. its on my neck. the doctor told me so. stay away. uh yeah, i've taken over this here journal for my selfish interests. those being, of course, my need to tell you that i have herpes. i don't have a fetish with rubbing people's genitalia on my neck, you should note. i do have a fetish with ( Read more... )

i have a new baby sister named haley! yay yay yay!

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i am living in a new world. a world where ben, michelle, and pauline are my only companions. and i am facing my demons.