sick as a dawwg
indeed the putzke phone line is busy 99 percent of the time. actually this week ive been online chatting a bit. but only the past few days i think. before that i had too much homeworkage. and yes indeed my brother chases his women online. so he spends massive chunks of time consuming our phone line. and he gets on my screen name i think. if i sound strange stop talking to me because...it might not be me. i mean not strange because im always strange. if i sound REALLY strange like talking about anarchy in the UK and euromobiles and stuff. and the third consumation of the line of our phone would be long dead relatives calling to check up on our bundle of joy. so of course my mother must speak to these long lost relatives for several hours at a time and "catch up."
see. there he goes again. that little timmy begging me to let him take over the phone line. this week at church i got to meet the lovely zory. and my big brother was there and i didnt know he was going to be there and that made me very happy because i havent seen him in approximately 31.552 years. and so he got to meet his new baby sister. i decided i like to drive which is good because i do an aweful lot of it. i am sickity sick agin. i had a hair dying/sissor accident. i have a lab partner at school that is a big margo with a stupid looking head. ha ha ha. (or according to big mac, "delayed") speaking of big mac im gonna go break her legs because she needs to not get out of bed and get better. you dont keep going when you have mono law ren zee mah you're a dork. i went bowling with katie2skatie, bendonover, itslaurasfault, kristanetter, and mattie ray farwellonium. i got third place with 59. that is HOT, kiddos. and i owe all of my bowling skills to ian. ian is funny and has become obsessed with haikus. I TALKED TO PANZER!!!!! FINALLY!!! SHE IS COMING FOR HOMECOMING WEEKEND! praise the lawd almaitay my little baybuh is comin home! and by the way BETH POOPING DIVA THATS YOU LISTEN UP! she asked about you...do ya have her number? or can i give her yours? says amanda: she loves you and she misses your lovin. you should come up for homecoming weekend too HINTHINT! ....so now i gotta find a free hoetown boy to buy me a ticket...i was gonna go with panzer but i have no money. unless she really decides to step up and become my REAL date and buy my ticket and all ha ha ha so i need to find a boy to mooch off of. all the good'uns have dates already though. i tell ya. my life is rough.
oh and either thursday night or saturday night ...not sure yet....the gang is headin to carmike to see matchstick men. lemme know if ya wanna go and ill give ya the 411.
matthew pascucci i will be waiting here for you with open arms and a package of nutter butters.
see. there he goes again. that little timmy begging me to let him take over the phone line. this week at church i got to meet the lovely zory. and my big brother was there and i didnt know he was going to be there and that made me very happy because i havent seen him in approximately 31.552 years. and so he got to meet his new baby sister. i decided i like to drive which is good because i do an aweful lot of it. i am sickity sick agin. i had a hair dying/sissor accident. i have a lab partner at school that is a big margo with a stupid looking head. ha ha ha. (or according to big mac, "delayed") speaking of big mac im gonna go break her legs because she needs to not get out of bed and get better. you dont keep going when you have mono law ren zee mah you're a dork. i went bowling with katie2skatie, bendonover, itslaurasfault, kristanetter, and mattie ray farwellonium. i got third place with 59. that is HOT, kiddos. and i owe all of my bowling skills to ian. ian is funny and has become obsessed with haikus. I TALKED TO PANZER!!!!! FINALLY!!! SHE IS COMING FOR HOMECOMING WEEKEND! praise the lawd almaitay my little baybuh is comin home! and by the way BETH POOPING DIVA THATS YOU LISTEN UP! she asked about you...do ya have her number? or can i give her yours? says amanda: she loves you and she misses your lovin. you should come up for homecoming weekend too HINTHINT! ....so now i gotta find a free hoetown boy to buy me a ticket...i was gonna go with panzer but i have no money. unless she really decides to step up and become my REAL date and buy my ticket and all ha ha ha so i need to find a boy to mooch off of. all the good'uns have dates already though. i tell ya. my life is rough.
oh and either thursday night or saturday night ...not sure yet....the gang is headin to carmike to see matchstick men. lemme know if ya wanna go and ill give ya the 411.
matthew pascucci i will be waiting here for you with open arms and a package of nutter butters.