*dies*

[smeckles90]

damerel is quite clearly a genius.

There should a sex scene in Jensen's latest movie.

In 3D.

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[unhobbityhobbit]

This state of the art 3D, right? Like, "it feels like you're really there" 3D, yeah? I'm not getting my hopes up, that's totally possible.

[unhobbityhobbit]

Zomg do you think it would be possible to make an entire film in second person?

[smeckles90]

*dies*

*dies*

*dies*

Just give me a minute, here.

[smeckles90]

I'm going to live in denial and say yes, totally *squeals*

[smeckles90]

But...Jensen...with the...*dies*...second person...*dies*

[smeckles90]

It's really, really hot actually.

[smeckles90]

I KNOW. Someone should email the producers. It'd be a sell out!

[damerel]

Except they wouldn't get any repeat viewers because we would all be dead from the hotness.

[smeckles90]

It would be worth it :P

[damerel]

How embarrassed should I be that I've just been trawling IMDB trying to find out if the original had a sex scene?

The answer appears to be that it didn't, btw.

[unhobbityhobbit]

It's a conspiracy! Of course is had a sex scene!

Now where's the Wikipedia article? Edit it quickly!

[damerel]

Consider it done. One hour 37 minutes of sex scene, with approximately 40 seconds of plot. The plot being that Jensen had to take his clothes off, in a very plotty way.

[unhobbityhobbit]

They were ripped off in some kind of accident weren't they? And it left Dean Jensen's character a bit roughed up, didn't it? Yes, yes it did.

[pippilottah]

Yes. Yes yes yes. How awesome would that be?

[smeckles90]

I know! It would be amazing! Fandom would implode.