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smeckles90

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May 28, 2008 21:26

damerel is quite clearly a genius.

There should a sex scene in Jensen's latest movie.

In 3D.

jensen's kinda fuckable, jensen, my bloody valentine 3-d, its good to have friends as crazy as you

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damerel May 28 2008, 20:55:49 UTC

How embarrassed should I be that I've just been trawling IMDB trying to find out if the original had a sex scene?

The answer appears to be that it didn't, btw.

unhobbityhobbit May 28 2008, 20:59:42 UTC

It's a conspiracy! Of course is had a sex scene!

Now where's the Wikipedia article? Edit it quickly!

damerel May 28 2008, 21:11:01 UTC

Consider it done. One hour 37 minutes of sex scene, with approximately 40 seconds of plot. The plot being that Jensen had to take his clothes off, in a very plotty way.

unhobbityhobbit May 28 2008, 21:14:13 UTC

They were ripped off in some kind of accident weren't they? And it left Dean Jensen's character a bit roughed up, didn't it? Yes, yes it did.

damerel May 28 2008, 21:19:19 UTC

Roughed up and breathing heavily, with perhaps just a hint of perspiration gleaming on that golden, slightly roughed-up skin. Yes indeed.

smeckles90 May 28 2008, 21:25:16 UTC

I made the mistake of reading this while my mum was talking to me. Needless to say I laughed so loud she had to stop and wait till I was finished.

In answer to your question, not at all.

*pouts* maybe it was so special everyone decided they had to shut up about it so we'd be surprised when we saw it in the new one?

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