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Because I think we all need a little laughter in our fandom - J2 crack fic

Aug 11, 2007 19:25

Title: Of Pony-Shaped Sponges and Candy Shampoo
Author: Claire (smeckles90)
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17, for Jensen’s sake
Warnings: Sponge bathing, in the bad way. Chad is nice.
Summary: Think you know what happened the night that Jensen slept on Jared’s couch after his birthday…think again!
Disclaimer: The boys belong to each other themselves and ( Read more... )

rps, fic

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jeyhawk August 11 2007, 18:58:02 UTC

Insane! You are quite insane. :0P

But it was still a delightful read and sponges? *giggles* Jared in a cardboard box? *laughs* And Jared's cock... it's everywhere today. :0P

smeckles90 August 11 2007, 19:45:03 UTC

Why thank you! I fear I might be *g*

HEE! It is indeed. Very glad you enjoyed it :D

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smeckles90 August 11 2007, 19:46:47 UTC

WOOT! I aim to please and cheer :D

fromyourashes August 11 2007, 19:17:25 UTC

what the fuck could i possibly say to this.

OH PETAL?

i'm dying, and i - oh, i love you so fucking hard. you're a god. A GOD, I SAY.

this will be rec'd and mem'd and loved and hugged and cherished and OMG I HATE SPONGES TOO THEY FEEL YUKKY AND JARED SOOOO DOES TASTE LIKE CANDY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE SHOULD WASH HIS FEET.

but cardboard box. OMG. *fuckin' dies*

smeckles90 August 11 2007, 19:50:49 UTC

LMAO! Thank you so very very very much!!! God, you have no idea how happy and chuffed your comment has made me :D *revives you and squishes you at the same time* thanks so much again, so very pleased you decided to stop by!

certainthings August 11 2007, 19:41:18 UTC

Chad calling Jensen "petal" just might be the best thing ever.

smeckles90 August 11 2007, 19:51:28 UTC

And to think one of my betas asked me to change
petal to something else :P

certainthings August 11 2007, 20:09:22 UTC

Tsk tsk and for shame. You should have her (him?) grounded.

smeckles90 August 11 2007, 21:41:23 UTC

Her, and ack well, she betaed for me so I'm grateful - I'm just glad I stuck to my guns on that one

unhobbityhobbit August 11 2007, 19:59:14 UTC

It was an incredibly logical thing to do. The only thing more logical would involve a dead brother and Jensen doesn't have one of them.

Do you think if I slept in a cardboard box I could get a Jensen of my own to wash my feet? 'Cause that would be fun...

But, I think the most pertinent point of this fic is that it reaffirms what we have all known for months now: YOU'RE WEIRD. With capitals and everything. True, man.

Also, I find it amusing that only yesterday I posted the weird porn that you enabled for me. We're like porn buddies or something.

smeckles90 August 11 2007, 20:07:30 UTC

Exactly, he really had no choice whatsoever! Unless when they were filming 22...

You know, during the entire process of writing this fic, I never once thought of that. God, you know, I'm thinking that would be the best way to lure Jensen EVER. Either that, or he'd be too busy with Jared and all you'd end up with was a rather smelly box.

HAHA! And now it's on view for the whole of LJ to see!

DID YOU NOW?! See, this is why I've failed at life these past two weeks. I have been so distant from LJ that I don't even know when you've posted porn. Porn buddies *snorts* that's ten kinds of awesome

unhobbityhobbit August 11 2007, 20:33:03 UTC

You know, during the entire process of writing this fic, I never once thought of that.

That's because you were too busy concentrating on the serious, serious business of writing this deadly serious fic to think about such trivial things. I reckon it'd create a whole new Jensen out of thin air, or anti-matter or something involving quantum mechanics. OR you could pop down to LA/Vancouver/Texas and stand outside Jensen's current place of residence and stage a conversation with someone that would sound something like... "OH NO, MY CARDBOARD BOX REALLY SMELLS."
"REALLY, WHY'S THAT?"
"I HAVE NO ONE TO WASH MY FEET FOR ME. SOB SOB"
Ta-da! Jensen appears. He's a lovely guy like that.

I have brought the tentacle-lovers out of the woodwork! It's great. And practically the same as when I showed it to you, so it doesn't matter if you missed it.

smeckles90 August 11 2007, 21:49:51 UTC

Naturally. Whether Jensen had a cock or a penis kept me captivated for hours - it really is a hard one to work out. Quantum mechanics *quirks eyebrow* are we talking robot!Jensen here? Because if Jensen's a robot, he should totally be a Transformer - transforming from the Impala into Jensen of course, or Dean if he's on-set.

Dude, we should totally book flights. I'm not doing anything next week (save Monday/Tuesday). Lets go get ourselves a feet!washing!Jensen!!!! We both did drama, it'll be EASY.

Woot! So I read; it really is awesome dude. Like I said in my commment, I still don't get why I find it hot. Tentacles do not equal hot. Yet paired with Dean, apparently they do.

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