Only in certain situations. But mostly what you do is try to get that ball from one side of the field to the other. And if you do, you score. The game is composed of two teams, and one teams job is to score, and the other team's job is to stop them from scoring. Now how you stop them depends on which version you play. If you play the regular version you tackle the players [MANLY] if you play another version you either try to grab a flag out their pocket [LAME] or touch the person with the ball [NON-MANLY].
I hope I wasn't going to fast. I know you commoners have a hard time comprehending things that come out of my great mouth.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You commoners wouldn't know anything if it wasn't for the GREAT BLACKA STAR being here to guide you.
What you're holding right there is a football. You can play football with it.
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A football, huh? Whaddya do, kick it or somethin'?
[WELL IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL. THEREFORE LOGICALLY YOU USE YOUR FOOT. RIGHT?]
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I hope I wasn't going to fast. I know you commoners have a hard time comprehending things that come out of my great mouth.
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[WHAT IS WITH THAT COMMONER THING.]
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Anyway, kid told me this was a football.
And before ya ask, ya don't really kick it much. Dunno why it's called that.
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Prefer out here better.
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But why d'ya call it a football if ya don't really use yer feet?
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