Only in certain situations. But mostly what you do is try to get that ball from one side of the field to the other. And if you do, you score. The game is composed of two teams, and one teams job is to score, and the other team's job is to stop them from scoring. Now how you stop them depends on which version you play. If you play the regular version you tackle the players [MANLY] if you play another version you either try to grab a flag out their pocket [LAME] or touch the person with the ball [NON-MANLY].
I hope I wasn't going to fast. I know you commoners have a hard time comprehending things that come out of my great mouth.
I would, but if I did, I would have to hold my power back over 1,000 times otherwise I would stop every players and score every point because I'm the greatest ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You commoners wouldn't know anything if it wasn't for the GREAT BLACKA STAR being here to guide you.
What you're holding right there is a football. You can play football with it.
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A football, huh? Whaddya do, kick it or somethin'?
[WELL IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL. THEREFORE LOGICALLY YOU USE YOUR FOOT. RIGHT?]
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I hope I wasn't going to fast. I know you commoners have a hard time comprehending things that come out of my great mouth.
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[WHAT IS WITH THAT COMMONER THING.]
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Heh, sounds like my kind of game! So how many people ya need ta play it?
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Well then I guess I should start tryin' ta make a team. Wanna join in?
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That right? Well I'm pretty sure once I figure this thing out I'd be better than you.
Could stop ya easy.
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Is that a challenge the GREAT BLACKA STAR hears?!]
You would have to wait a thousand years before you can even TOUCH me!
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Thousand years? Bet I could beat ya in a second!
Bring it on, kid!
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Looks like the great me is going to have to put ya in your place, commoner.
And kid is an unfitting nickname for someone as big as me. I hope you don't feel too small when we meet in person.
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Me feel small? Yeah right! I'll be sure ta put you in yer place, kid.
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Fine, me vs. you in football. The winner is the biggest!
But if you're knee's are shaking too much for that, I guess we can do my team vs. your team.
[Call me a kid ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE MOTHAF****** TIME]
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T'ch, I could handle ya easy.
Must be your knees shakin' if yer already offerin' ta go team-ta-team. I don't even know the game but I'm willin' ta just duke it out one-on-one.
Unless yer scared, kid.
[OOOOOOOOOOH WHADDYA GONNA DO HUH? HUH?!?!]
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