Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book ( Read more... )

Just in case you ever thought being a professional artist sounded like a lame job, check out what this particular artist got PAID to do.

~Smash

Soon there will be even more support for sluts in MD. Hooray!

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From BBC News concerning some laptops:

The latest recall was prompted after Apple received a total of nine complaints from users reporting "overheating" of the batteries.

The announcement was made by the United States government's Consumer Product Safety Commission, which said two of the nine users reported minor burns from the machines.

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Apparently businesses are beginning to become more like high schools. People have become such addicts that there needs to be an article in the newspaper to let them know when it's appropriate to use a cell phone or other mobile device.

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Well, it appears that I'm a hot fucking commodity. The Census reports that the ratio of men to women in MD is 93:100. Bring on the ladies!

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Walking down the street I see girl. She is average height, brown eyes, brown hair... pretty. She is sitting on the bus stop bench, waiting, alone. I wonder what her name is, Amy? Erin? Laura? I could ask her. Maybe she is sitting there just hoping someone will come up and talk to her. Maybe she's tired of the same old routine of life. Maybe she's ( Read more... )

Which is better?

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So I was in a dollar store yesterday looking for some random crap. I had never been in this particular store, but as I stepped in I knew that it would be JUST like every other dollar store, ever. Crappy bootleg toys along the left wall, brand-x soap and cleaners along the right. As I reached the back of the first isle I was looking in I came upon a ( Read more... )

...video games! Woohoo!

I just got a new DS Lite and games :
New Super Mario Bros.
True Swing Golf
Brain Age
Castlevania : Dawn of Sorrow

AND a year subscription to GamePro

All for under $200! I rock!

~Smash