Making Fun of Cyrus is her new Pasttime [Video]

[things_go_boom]

[Good morning Smash Academy. A video feed opens up and what appears to be a sort of mini theater is set up. The curtains open up revealing...a plastic cutout of this picture on a Popsicle stick. Very primitive but it will do.]

Good day!

[The figure shakes, the expression not changing nor the pie he is holding. The voice is clearly Lash pretending

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[badasscopters]

[oh my god ahahahahahahahaha

also bringer of bad hair sounds fancy. change it to 'fabulous hair' and goose should use that as an official guard title.]

Hey, I got a question.

Giant robot destroys towns, kills people. Think we fight it, let it go, or do its hair?

[things_go_boom]

[The curtains open again and then Cyrus appears]

I give it pie and then get trampled to death. I guess afterwards people who actually know about fighting giant robots can go fight it...OVER MY DEAD BODY!

HA HA ha...oh wait I don't know the meaning of humor.

[badasscopters]

Wow, Cyrus. Heh. Who knows? Maybe they'd use your corpse as ammo.

[oh now that's just sick]

[things_go_boom]

[Cyrus moves]

I dunno. Maybe if they made me into a tear gas bomb, maybe.

[badasstrenches]

[Oh Lash. You and Surge have had your differences like stealing Zapdos, but this. This puts you on his 'you're alright' list.]

How the hell did you even get that picture?

[things_go_boom]

[Cyrus appears again]

That is a secret!

[But if you look really closely, you can make out the lines on his neck a bit that it's a doctored albeit one that she spent more time on.]

[badasstrenches]

Oh of course. My mistake.

[And then he laughed about it for the rest of the day.]

[will_be_god]

[[Lash if you expected him to be furious it will not work. He's already mentally condemned you to be obliterated so he goes over that image in his mind. Yes, Lash blinking out of existence, never to darken his creation with her blather or violence. If anything you just reinforced his view of the world. Good job.]]

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[readuringbattle]

Oh, Lash? Is that you behind that little puppet? What is this about?

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[things_go_boom]

No it is I! The Great Cyrus!

[Private]
Yes it's me.

[text]

[readuringbattle]

Ohh, alright. Yes, of course.

[private]
So... what are you doing?

[text, private]

[things_go_boom]

Mocking him for that previous post of his. He doesn't understand the first thing about war and just talks us all down like he does.

[pitticus]

[Pit laughed for minutes on end at this presentation, but won't say anything on the matter. He doesn't want to be too disrespectful no matter how much he enjoyed the mockery!]