Making Fun of Cyrus is her new Pasttime [Video]
[Good morning Smash Academy. A video feed opens up and what appears to be a sort of mini theater is set up. The curtains open up revealing...a plastic cutout of this picture on a Popsicle stick. Very primitive but it will do.]
Good day!
[The figure shakes, the expression not changing nor the pie he is holding. The voice is clearly Lash pretending to be a man.]
...The symphony "The Cyrus is Stupid" refereed to the titular dumb idiots who too long, didn't read too much by traits associated with the fact they are stupid. The suites bear those as names. Bringer of stupid, Bringer of bad hair, Bringer of trying to impress too much...
[A tiny little plastic cannon rolls by, but fake Cyrus pushes it away. Then she puts on a piece of music in the background]
Ahem! As I was saying, According to legend, humans knew not of war before the god of war introduced it to them bla bla bla I am Cyrus and look at me do boring speeches about War even if I've never been in a real war and would get shot down two minutes after setting foot in it, unless I didn't bore everyone else with my talks.
Bla bla bla bla peace will never happen I don't believe in miracles, fucking magnets, how do they work?
We want to believe that we are acceptable. That we are moral. Something about villains and heroes wow this entire text is so boring.
And yet we have not yet realized that as a species. And then I'll go in a roundabout way about how we are the war.
And then Smash Academy was the war.
...so does anyone want pie? It's cooked with my shame and guilt.
[Fake cyrus takes a bow, and the curtain closes. A sign appears with CYRUS WILL NOW ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. .]
Good day!
[The figure shakes, the expression not changing nor the pie he is holding. The voice is clearly Lash pretending to be a man.]
...The symphony "The Cyrus is Stupid" refereed to the titular dumb idiots who too long, didn't read too much by traits associated with the fact they are stupid. The suites bear those as names. Bringer of stupid, Bringer of bad hair, Bringer of trying to impress too much...
[A tiny little plastic cannon rolls by, but fake Cyrus pushes it away. Then she puts on a piece of music in the background]
Ahem! As I was saying, According to legend, humans knew not of war before the god of war introduced it to them bla bla bla I am Cyrus and look at me do boring speeches about War even if I've never been in a real war and would get shot down two minutes after setting foot in it, unless I didn't bore everyone else with my talks.
Bla bla bla bla peace will never happen I don't believe in miracles, fucking magnets, how do they work?
We want to believe that we are acceptable. That we are moral. Something about villains and heroes wow this entire text is so boring.
And yet we have not yet realized that as a species. And then I'll go in a roundabout way about how we are the war.
And then Smash Academy was the war.
...so does anyone want pie? It's cooked with my shame and guilt.
[Fake cyrus takes a bow, and the curtain closes. A sign appears with CYRUS WILL NOW ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. .]