[The webcam clicks on. An imposing, dark-skinned woman with stark black sclera stares into the camera. She seems to be sitting in a cave of sorts that has been fashioned into a Hideout. Those of you who were at
Giovanni's field trip, or perhaps if you were
choice members of Green team, may recognize those eyes as they tried to crush you with rocks
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Shaping earth. What are you teaching?
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Earth and fire. Ceramics.
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You're a legendary, aren't you? I mean, not one I've ever seen, but still! Groudon! That was a super cool intro! I got goosebumps! Teach me how to stare all intimidating-like, okay?
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No, I will not teach you to stare.
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...Guess I'm on my own for intimidating stares, huh? Okay, how's this?
[BEHOLD, her fearsome gaze. It... looks about as intimidating as you'd expect a 12-year-old in a silly hat and pigtails to look.]
Well? How was that?
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...Lacking.
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> HELLO THIS IS LASH
> NOT HERE RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE ONE OF ARSE'S KIDS AREN'T YOU?
> ARCEUS NOT ARSE. DUCKING CONNECTOR
> ANYWAY UH...HAVE YOU SEEN LUGIA AND HO-OH OR SOMETHING.
> ALSO DO WE GET TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS I AM GOOD AT THAT!!!
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I know not where they are. Inquire to my high brother.
You say you wish to conquer a mountain. I will provide the opportunity.
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> BUT I GUESS SINCE YOU GUYS AREN'T FROM THE SAME REGION YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.
> IT DUCKS.
> SUCKS.
> ...HEY, ARE YOU LIKE A LAND SHARK?
> I'VE CONQUERED MORE THAN MOUNTAINS BEFORE! YOU BRING THE ROCKS, I'LL CLIMB OVER THEM ALL. MAYBE BLOW THEM UP TOO.
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[She doesn't know what the hell you mean by land shark. Ignoring that question.]
I will see how your spirit fares.
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YOU HURT GREEN RAAARGH GOTTA KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD. Except, no, Green said he won. He don't want Char picking fights with no gods. Gotta keep it in check. Gotta reel himself in. Cool it, Char, cool it. FUCK YOU STUPID RECORDING OF GROUDON HE IS NOT LOSING THIS STARING CONTEST OH GOD FUCK SELF-CONTROL HE'S GONNA RUIN YOUUUU.
Hnnngh. No. Okay. No beating her up. It is very difficult for Char to not instigate right now, but dammit he is gonna try.]
Well, look who thinks she's hot shit.
[This is his idea of not-instigating. He's not hunting her down and trying to kick her in the face, and that's good enough, okay?]
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[Pele stares back, looking very disinterested.]
. . .
[Yup she's not even deigning to respond to that.]
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Well, he was gonna try, but nope. Char's very thin self-control is nowhere near mighty enough to reign his temper in.]
Don't you fuckin' ignore me, dirt queen! To hell with playin' nice! You mess with my trainer, you get all your teeth kocked out and shoved under your fingernails!
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You would fail.
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My reasons for remaining are known to you. But what of yours?
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It's an interesting place. I'm sure you'll see find that out, but I am glad to see you are staying.
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My presence gladdens you. [Hmph.] Why is this?
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