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Oct 17, 2011 00:51

[The webcam clicks on. An imposing, dark-skinned woman with stark black sclera stares into the camera. She seems to be sitting in a cave of sorts that has been fashioned into a Hideout. Those of you who were at Giovanni's field trip, or perhaps if you were choice members of Green team, may recognize those eyes as they tried to crush you with rocks ( Read more... )

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[video] veneroso October 17 2011, 08:08:19 UTC

[Is this some sort of staring contest? Eli accepts. She stares for quite some while. Clearly irritated by something. Perhaps Pele phrased something that wasn't exactly to Eli's liking- it's hard to tell.]

Shaping earth. What are you teaching?

[video] makes_ground October 17 2011, 08:20:52 UTC

[Stare party.]

Earth and fire. Ceramics.

[video] veneroso October 17 2011, 08:38:27 UTC

What about ceramics makes it not for the weak?

[video] makes_ground October 17 2011, 08:50:40 UTC

Because I will be teaching.

Thread 6

notsilvertongue October 17 2011, 08:13:40 UTC

WOW!

You're a legendary, aren't you? I mean, not one I've ever seen, but still! Groudon! That was a super cool intro! I got goosebumps! Teach me how to stare all intimidating-like, okay?

staring 101: get black sclera makes_ground October 17 2011, 08:25:28 UTC

I am one who shaped the world, and stood as a god to ancient man. Yes, I am legendary.

No, I will not teach you to stare.

ohok let me grab a sharpie notsilvertongue October 17 2011, 08:30:26 UTC

Awesome! I'm the one who shaped... uh... my last report card...? And stood as Champion to the Johto League. I'm just Lyra, though. Nice to meet you, Pele!

...Guess I'm on my own for intimidating stares, huh? Okay, how's this?

[BEHOLD, her fearsome gaze. It... looks about as intimidating as you'd expect a 12-year-old in a silly hat and pigtails to look.]

Well? How was that?

makes_ground October 17 2011, 08:55:16 UTC

[Somehow, Groudon appeared to be undaunted by your gaze.]

...Lacking.

Thread 8

From somewhere that is not the school things_go_boom October 17 2011, 08:30:56 UTC

[YOU HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE FROM: WUNDERKIND]
> HELLO THIS IS LASH
> NOT HERE RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE ONE OF ARSE'S KIDS AREN'T YOU?
> ARCEUS NOT ARSE. DUCKING CONNECTOR

> ANYWAY UH...HAVE YOU SEEN LUGIA AND HO-OH OR SOMETHING.
> ALSO DO WE GET TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS I AM GOOD AT THAT!!!

how does I reply to text makes_ground October 17 2011, 08:44:51 UTC

...

I know not where they are. Inquire to my high brother.

You say you wish to conquer a mountain. I will provide the opportunity.

WITH MUCH GUTSO ALSO MORE TEXT things_go_boom October 17 2011, 08:48:55 UTC

> WAIT, I THOUGHT HO-OH WAS THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GOT HIGH....
> BUT I GUESS SINCE YOU GUYS AREN'T FROM THE SAME REGION YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.
> IT DUCKS.
> SUCKS.

> ...HEY, ARE YOU LIKE A LAND SHARK?

> I'VE CONQUERED MORE THAN MOUNTAINS BEFORE! YOU BRING THE ROCKS, I'LL CLIMB OVER THEM ALL. MAYBE BLOW THEM UP TOO.

makes_ground October 17 2011, 09:06:53 UTC

I am of earth and they of sky. Our paths rarely cross between centuries. For what reason do you seek them?

[She doesn't know what the hell you mean by land shark. Ignoring that question.]

I will see how your spirit fares.

Thread 7

I'll just limit myself to two characters for now, I promise blazinglizard October 17 2011, 08:36:48 UTC

[You. YOUUU. GROUDON.

YOU HURT GREEN RAAARGH GOTTA KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD. Except, no, Green said he won. He don't want Char picking fights with no gods. Gotta keep it in check. Gotta reel himself in. Cool it, Char, cool it. FUCK YOU STUPID RECORDING OF GROUDON HE IS NOT LOSING THIS STARING CONTEST OH GOD FUCK SELF-CONTROL HE'S GONNA RUIN YOUUUU.

Hnnngh. No. Okay. No beating her up. It is very difficult for Char to not instigate right now, but dammit he is gonna try.]

Well, look who thinks she's hot shit.

[This is his idea of not-instigating. He's not hunting her down and trying to kick her in the face, and that's good enough, okay?]

makes_ground October 17 2011, 08:47:02 UTC

...

[Pele stares back, looking very disinterested.]

. . .

[Yup she's not even deigning to respond to that.]

blazinglizard October 17 2011, 08:57:31 UTC

[The list of Things That Char Hates is a very, very long list. But being dismissed like that? That's right up there. Stabs him riiiight in the Left-Behind-Runt Insecurity. (VINNIE ARE YOU TAKING NOTES?)

Well, he was gonna try, but nope. Char's very thin self-control is nowhere near mighty enough to reign his temper in.]

Don't you fuckin' ignore me, dirt queen! To hell with playin' nice! You mess with my trainer, you get all your teeth kocked out and shoved under your fingernails!

makes_ground October 17 2011, 09:11:29 UTC

[Hm. Her lip curls in an unimpressed sneer. Threats mean nothing to her, and those who make them are less than nothing.]

You would fail.

Thread 12

jeweloflife October 17 2011, 09:01:01 UTC

Is something wrong with my shadow?

makes_ground October 17 2011, 09:09:23 UTC

You are Mother of all Light. Wheresoever you stand, so too are shadows.

My reasons for remaining are known to you. But what of yours?

jeweloflife October 17 2011, 09:21:09 UTC

Gurl have you seen Poo's fine ass.

It's an interesting place. I'm sure you'll see find that out, but I am glad to see you are staying.

makes_ground October 17 2011, 09:40:32 UTC

MOM EW THAT'S GROSS

My presence gladdens you. [Hmph.] Why is this?