[Good day Smash Academy. FYI, your school has just gotten more obnoxious by a substantial margin. Like, by at least 15-20% in one blow I would say. Why is that
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[He also knew the previous Pokey, and unlike... most people, he's looking more bemused than anything. Yay, another kid to watch, more time to be on watch, more paaaaaaaay. >:]]
[Pokey just smirks a little wider. Far as he's concerned? That's exactly what he thinks about you too, Goose. This whole place is just a bunch of suckers for him to screw with.]
Yeah? Refresh my memory.
See, seems it's been so long since I've been here that I don't remember what went on last time.
So okay I'm guessing you're another person who knew whatever version of me was here before, in which case I already know the way this conversation is going to go: blah blah been here before blah blah hate me blah blah watch my back.
Unless you have anything else to add, think we can call it quits right here?
[Okay, that bit at the end almost made the shock worth it. Almost. EXCEPT NOT AT ALL. Here is a video of a much older but still recognizably freckled nerd.]
So you haven't... been here before...
[Well, time paradox clones are nothing new here. Even less surprising when it's someone who DOES zigzag between timelines. Except in Pokey's case that leaves the potential for there to be more than one of him here at a time OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN...]
[Well, Pokey just pauses for a minute. And glares.
To say Pokey wasn't really thrilled about any of the Chosen Four, aside from Ness, was an understatement. And even then? He hated Jeff most of all, considering how well the nerd got on with Ness. Better than he ever did, but that surely couldn't have been Pokey's fault. So he'll just blame YOU for, you know...being a better friend than he ever was, Jeff.]
No. I haven't.
I'm gonna expect it's asking too much to even know what happened during this last time from you losers, huh?
Uh... [There were plenty of things, including challenging the Chosen Four to a fight on Jeff's first day here which involved spider mechs breaking his arm. But he didn't really want to go into detail.]
It's been a while since some version of you was here. But imagine everything you'd do or are going to do and... that probably sums it up.
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Tell me of that voyage.
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Sure. How much do you want to hear about it?
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[And a few other losers who did it in order to stop him, but hey he won't mention that.]
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This is a blast from the past.
Guess I'm gonna be on guard shift more often.
[He also knew the previous Pokey, and unlike... most people, he's looking more bemused than anything. Yay, another kid to watch, more time to be on watch, more paaaaaaaay. >:]]
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Least someone in this dump can look on the bright side of things.
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I'm used to it. [LARK...] Besides, it ain't like you're a new brat.
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Yeah? Refresh my memory.
See, seems it's been so long since I've been here that I don't remember what went on last time.
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Hey, Grace, I hope your landing when you got here was a little smoother than that!
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So okay I'm guessing you're another person who knew whatever version of me was here before, in which case I already know the way this conversation is going to go: blah blah been here before blah blah hate me blah blah watch my back.
Unless you have anything else to add, think we can call it quits right here?
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[THIS IS IMPORTANT.]
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So you haven't... been here before...
[Well, time paradox clones are nothing new here. Even less surprising when it's someone who DOES zigzag between timelines. Except in Pokey's case that leaves the potential for there to be more than one of him here at a time OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN...]
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To say Pokey wasn't really thrilled about any of the Chosen Four, aside from Ness, was an understatement. And even then? He hated Jeff most of all, considering how well the nerd got on with Ness. Better than he ever did, but that surely couldn't have been Pokey's fault. So he'll just blame YOU for, you know...being a better friend than he ever was, Jeff.]
No. I haven't.
I'm gonna expect it's asking too much to even know what happened during this last time from you losers, huh?
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It's been a while since some version of you was here. But imagine everything you'd do or are going to do and... that probably sums it up.
...Including wearing a dress.
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What kind of dress?
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