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001 [Video]

Oct 07, 2011 23:24

[Good day Smash Academy. FYI, your school has just gotten more obnoxious by a substantial margin. Like, by at least 15-20% in one blow I would say. Why is that ( Read more... )

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text will_be_god October 8 2011, 06:23:05 UTC

Space and time...so you are a traveler in the universe.

Tell me of that voyage.

text godisachild October 8 2011, 06:26:31 UTC

Yeah, I am. Who wants to know?

Sure. How much do you want to hear about it?

Re: text will_be_god October 8 2011, 06:32:08 UTC

First, begin from that starting point. Is such a thing commonplace for your people?

text godisachild October 8 2011, 06:33:07 UTC

Nope. Just me.

[And a few other losers who did it in order to stop him, but hey he won't mention that.]

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[video] badasscopters October 8 2011, 11:03:36 UTC

Oh.

This is a blast from the past.

Guess I'm gonna be on guard shift more often.

[He also knew the previous Pokey, and unlike... most people, he's looking more bemused than anything. Yay, another kid to watch, more time to be on watch, more paaaaaaaay. >:]]

[video] godisachild October 8 2011, 17:08:30 UTC

Well that's better.

Least someone in this dump can look on the bright side of things.

Re: [video] badasscopters October 8 2011, 18:35:00 UTC

I dunno what's so bad. For me, you're just another brat for me to mess with.

I'm used to it. [LARK...] Besides, it ain't like you're a new brat.

[video] godisachild October 8 2011, 18:46:01 UTC

[Pokey just smirks a little wider. Far as he's concerned? That's exactly what he thinks about you too, Goose. This whole place is just a bunch of suckers for him to screw with.]

Yeah? Refresh my memory.

See, seems it's been so long since I've been here that I don't remember what went on last time.

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oso_tigre October 8 2011, 12:05:57 UTC

[THIS is the great and terrible King P? Kumatora is even less impressed than the last time he was here.]

Hey, Grace, I hope your landing when you got here was a little smoother than that!

godisachild October 8 2011, 17:10:35 UTC

Course it was! It was smooth as ice.

So okay I'm guessing you're another person who knew whatever version of me was here before, in which case I already know the way this conversation is going to go: blah blah been here before blah blah hate me blah blah watch my back.

Unless you have anything else to add, think we can call it quits right here?

oso_tigre October 10 2011, 01:55:37 UTC

Yeah, that sounds pretty good! This is so much easier when other people do the threatening for me!

godisachild October 10 2011, 03:17:32 UTC

Well awesome. Uh, guess I'll see you around then!

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drawin_on_trees October 8 2011, 12:06:53 UTC

What kind of pranks do you do?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT.]

godisachild October 8 2011, 17:11:45 UTC

Whatever kind of pranks I want to.

drawin_on_trees October 10 2011, 01:56:02 UTC

I can do lots of pranks, too!

godisachild October 10 2011, 03:18:15 UTC

Bet I can do them better.

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[Video] frecklexplosion October 8 2011, 14:31:44 UTC

[Okay, that bit at the end almost made the shock worth it. Almost. EXCEPT NOT AT ALL. Here is a video of a much older but still recognizably freckled nerd.]

So you haven't... been here before...

[Well, time paradox clones are nothing new here. Even less surprising when it's someone who DOES zigzag between timelines. Except in Pokey's case that leaves the potential for there to be more than one of him here at a time OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN...]

[Video] godisachild October 8 2011, 17:15:16 UTC

[Well, Pokey just pauses for a minute. And glares.

To say Pokey wasn't really thrilled about any of the Chosen Four, aside from Ness, was an understatement. And even then? He hated Jeff most of all, considering how well the nerd got on with Ness. Better than he ever did, but that surely couldn't have been Pokey's fault. So he'll just blame YOU for, you know...being a better friend than he ever was, Jeff.]

No. I haven't.

I'm gonna expect it's asking too much to even know what happened during this last time from you losers, huh?

[Video] frecklexplosion October 8 2011, 21:40:37 UTC

Uh... [There were plenty of things, including challenging the Chosen Four to a fight on Jeff's first day here which involved spider mechs breaking his arm. But he didn't really want to go into detail.]

It's been a while since some version of you was here. But imagine everything you'd do or are going to do and... that probably sums it up.

...Including wearing a dress.

[Video] godisachild October 9 2011, 03:57:10 UTC

Yeah, I've gathered that much, that another version of me was here. Thanks for nothing.

What kind of dress?

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