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Oct 07, 2011 23:24

[Good day Smash Academy. FYI, your school has just gotten more obnoxious by a substantial margin. Like, by at least 15-20% in one blow I would say. Why is that ( Read more... )

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text will_be_god October 8 2011, 06:23:05 UTC
Space and time...so you are a traveler in the universe.

Tell me of that voyage.

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text godisachild October 8 2011, 06:26:31 UTC
Yeah, I am. Who wants to know?

Sure. How much do you want to hear about it?

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Re: text will_be_god October 8 2011, 06:32:08 UTC
First, begin from that starting point. Is such a thing commonplace for your people?

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text godisachild October 8 2011, 06:33:07 UTC
Nope. Just me.

[And a few other losers who did it in order to stop him, but hey he won't mention that.]

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Re: text will_be_god October 8 2011, 06:35:02 UTC
Fascinating. How did you come by that technology?

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text godisachild October 8 2011, 06:37:06 UTC
Eh. It was just something I found lying around.

[When some people were making it.]

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Re: text will_be_god October 8 2011, 07:40:48 UTC
...I see. So you did not construct it.

Regardless. Tell me of your voyage.

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text godisachild October 8 2011, 07:49:26 UTC
Eh, well.

So I get the time machine and go back in time to where this chump who thinks he's my boss is, waiting for me. So some suckers show up to try and stop my boss and I, I prattle with the losers for awhile, and then let my "boss" out to get rid of them.

See, crazy thing about my boss? He's a world-ender. A pure, psychic entity by this point, not really comprehensible to the human mind either in form or it's actions. He's invincible. The trade off though is that he's mindless at the same time. An almighty idiot, to put it best. Stupid, but capable of destroying pretty much everything in front of him.

So I leave him with the chumps, pretty sure he'll take care of them, and I watch from afar. Well, turns out that while I thought it'd kill them, there was one last thing that could get rid of my boss: hope, or some bullcrap. So I watch them somehow beat him, then I scram.

Following so far?

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Re: text will_be_god October 8 2011, 07:58:14 UTC
A...world-ender. I see. Continue.

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text godisachild October 8 2011, 08:06:23 UTC
Yup. World-ender. Didn't live up to as advertised, but I guess what does?

So I scram, send a note to the leader of the group I was fighting - he was my neighbor, long story - telling him to come find me.

Meanwhile, I just screw about time. Not really doing much so far. Been a few places in time, tried new things, not really gone and wrecked anything yet as fun as that looks like it would be, and then I noticed this place.

So here I am.

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Re: text will_be_god October 8 2011, 08:08:34 UTC
So you have traveled because you issued a challenge. I see.

...Tell me more about this...world-ender. For what purpose did it destroy?

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text godisachild October 8 2011, 08:12:13 UTC
Yeah. Never showed up though.

[Which is why he came here, to find him.]

It wanted to destroy everything because it was all pissed that the secrets of psychic powers had been passed on to humans for one thing. Some other reasons too, but I didn't really listen or care.

I let it because my home is a dump and I wanted it gone.

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