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[black_hawke]

Who: Hawke and YOU
What: HAWKE IS A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
When: BBBACKDATED to island vaycay. That entire week.
Where: Everywhere on the island. Wherever you need him to be.
Warnings: FEELINGS

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any time in whatever time

[things_go_boom]

Suddenly, a demon flew down from the sky and landed close to him. Lash extended her fangs and claws for a few seconds, hissing.

"Boo!"

Of course, she was only kidding. Hawke already knew she she looked like now and it was just hilarious to do this to someone who had a perfect poker face.

[black_hawke]

Today, his pokerface was not at maximum functioning capacity. Hawke was not entirely prepared for DEMON ATTACK FROM ABOVE, and with his current strange affliction, he was not well-supplied in the self-control department.

Hawke totally screamed.

[things_go_boom]

...Lash totally screamed back, completely caught off guard.

[black_hawke]

Oh god he was having a heart attack. He staggered backward, clutching his chest and letting the yell run its course until he felt he could speak again.

"...Lash?"

LAST WEEK

[manlieststarter]

Look, there, on the sands, on his stomach, is your bosom friend Max.

Well. Max with green hair.

And a bitchin' tat.

Something is afoot.

[black_hawke]

Something, indeed.

Obviously Max had fallen into some radioactive sludge. That was the only reasonable explanation for the tanning behemoth in front of him.

"What are you doing."

[manlieststarter]

Hark, a voice.

Max flipped over to lay on his back, so he could look up at who was talking at him. Oh. It was Hawke.

"Sunbathin," Max replied gruffly. "I gotta get in five hours a day, at least. I turned into a venusaur."

Oh look at that, Max has a little pot belly. Isn't that shameful cute.

[black_hawke]

Yes. Probably definitely fell into a vat of toxic sludge. He grimaced and took a step back, obviously not wanting to catch the radioactivity or whatever it was that turned Max's hair a different color and covered him in tattoos. Best to keep his distance.

"Why are you...green."

[shootgeodudes]

Hello there, Hawke, have we met? No? Time to change that!

"Hello there, I recognize you from the school. A fine vacation the Hands have provided us, isn't it?"

[black_hawke]

Oh. Wonderful. Friendly people approaching him.

His reply, however, was less amiable. In fact, it was downright angry as he found himself overwhelmed with displeasure for his mysterious situation and unable to mask the feelings as he was accustomed to doing.

"No. It's terrible."

[shootgeodudes]

"Really? Beautiful sun, cooperative weather, it's quite a nice atmosphere this island has. What's ruined your time? Crab pinch? Lost love?"

Rhys was not having any of this mans anger, not without a fight. So to speak.

[black_hawke]

"I don't know," he confessed rather desperately, not understanding why he couldn't keep his emotions under wraps.

"I think I'm ill."

[pkmachomega]

Oh, hello Hawke. Claus tried to fight his instinct to walk in the opposite direction at the sight of the imposing man, but he knew it had to happen sometime. Lash was really close with Hawke. He was important to her. And if she could make an effort with Claus' mother, than Claus could make an effort with Hawke. Today seemed like a good a day as any. How wrong he would be. He took a few steps towards the man.

"Hello, Mr. Hawke."

[black_hawke]

Oh.

It was Lash's little boyfriend.

Hawke never knew what to think about Lash's little boyfriends, and hadn't found much of a chance to ruthlessly interrogate Claus yet. As such, the boy was a bit of a mystery to him, and he was rather taken aback to be approached.

Today, however the CO didn't look intimidating so much as flustered. "Did you need something?"

[pkmachomega]

That was unexpected. Claus was almost expecting Hawke to shoot lasers through him with his eyes or something. Instead he answered almost... politely. He stammered for a moment, before answering.

"Ah, nothing in particular. Just wanted to see how you were doing."

Perhaps a poor choice of words, considering the man's situation.

[black_hawke]

"I'm fine." He wasn't, but Hawke didn't really feel like explaining his current plight to Claus. Best to try and keep his emotions in check. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WAS WRONG.

ABSOLUTELY

NOTHING

"Do you think I could ask you something?"