Who: Max, Jake, Vinnie, Goose, Mac, perhaps special guest stars Miller/Liquid Snake or other sundry folk who have the misfortune to run across them
What: Boot Camp
Where: Outside
When: 4am. The date is immaterial.
Warnings: Vinnie has a potty mouth.
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HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGH )
Max looks at the sorry excuses for soldiers he has to train (and also Mac who is not technically a soldier but in this case is treated as if he were one). "GOOD MORNING. YOU WERE ALL LOOKING A LITTLE SOFT AROUND THE EDGES YESTERDAY, SO I DECIDED THAT TODAY, YOU NEEDED A LITTLE EXTRA." Oh god, Max, do you have any volume other than 11? No? Alright. "THIS MORNING YOU NOTICE WE HAVE A GUEST. WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M TREATIN' YOU EXACTLY THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE, AND UNTIL I SAY SO, HE AIN'T MAC, HE'S PRIVATE MAC. THE FIRST THING THE THREE OF YOU ARE GONNA DO IS RUN A FIVE K. WEARIN' YOUR PACKS ( ... )
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It was only semi-working.
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"GET UP, PRIVATE GOOSE," ordered Max. "BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET UP."
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Goose attempted and attempted and still only wound up floundering like a stupid Magikarp. WELP.
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"NOW RUN, SOLDIER," Max suggested.
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Falling flat on his face again.
FLOUNDERING AGAIN.
WOW GOOSE. WOW.
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THING'S
HEAVY, SHUT UP."
Actually yes he has a body made outta jello.
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GLARE. OF. i am so dead and max my bone marrow is yours ANGER.
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Vinnie was on the other side of the track, but even he could still hear Max's dulcet tones. He might've even slowed down to watch.
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Goose, you did. Not. Oh no. Mac could barely watch but, haha, he is anyway.
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"I see."
He took a deep, deep breath and slowly exhaled it. His voice remained at a very moderate, low tone.
"Do you stand by that statement, soldier?"
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That is starting to get a little scary now.
NO CHICKENING OUT, THOUGH, BECAUSE HIS EGO IS AT STAKE. Goose puffs up his chest and seems... well, not even half a size larger.
"I... I sure do."
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