AU - May we die in the forest

Mar 08, 2011 01:23

Who: A wild Ivysaur and everyone who crosses his path
What: Your nature walk just got more interesting
Where: FDC woods
When: He'll be here all week until he's murdered
Warnings: Fighting, swearing, violence towards flora, Death

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morty (pokemon), little mac (punch out), vinnie/venusaur (pokemon), mallow (mario), lyra (pokemon), max (advance wars), green (pokemon), lash (advance wars), waddle dee (kirby), blacky/misdreavus (pokemon), skull kid (zelda), samus aran (metroid), *event - au

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EVENING OF THE THIRD DAY punchtheleaves March 9 2011, 06:53:32 UTC

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punchtheleaves March 14 2011, 07:11:55 UTC

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tank_rockarms March 14 2011, 07:33:56 UTC
If Max had a pokeball he could have caught you two punches ago, not-Vinnie. Don't think so highly of yourself.

However, more of this purple crap. Max coughed as he breathed the stuff in. Oh good lord, not again. Not more of this crap. Max could feel his stomach churning again, though there wasn't much in it anymore.

Oh wait, there was a little left over after all. Please enjoy your third shower of vomit in as many minutes, not-Vinnie.

"DAMNIT I'M TRYIN' TO HELP YOU YOU IDIOT," shouted Max after emptying what surely (surely) was the last of the contents of his stomach. "FINE, WHATEVER, STAY AWAY FROM MY TANK YOU DICK OR I'LL PUNCH YOU AGAIN." He took the ivysaur and threw it, hard, back into the forest.

Ah, short temper. How nice of you to come back.

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punchtheleaves March 14 2011, 07:53:26 UTC

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tank_rockarms March 15 2011, 01:04:55 UTC
Max was going to have to go have a shower.

And gargle.

And have dinner again.

And see how much damage was done to his tank. His beautiful, beautiful tank.

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