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ohjeffums in smash_logs

Nothing says machismo like sissies swapping blows

Nov 11, 2010 20:26

Who: Tony and Marie
What: Tony vs Marie
Where: Stadium, of course!
When: Uh... when the spars were happening. :|b (I'll edit this with real info later)
Warnings: BUT I'M NEEERRVOUS

( forget biceps and vines, this is where the manliness gets real )

marie/squirtle (pokemon), tony (mother), * event - sparring matches

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SPECTATING SPECTATORS and their fanciful thoughts/reactions ohjeffums November 12 2010, 04:37:42 UTC

punchvolcanoes November 12 2010, 07:18:14 UTC

Sasha was there! Sasha was there cheering you Marie with her fist in the air.

"KICK HIS ASS!"

Whoever this guy with the fancy hat and what are sure to be currently clean but maybe soiled later man-knickers was.

ohjeffums November 12 2010, 18:48:41 UTC

I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THE MENTAL COMMENTARY ABOUT KNICKERS YOU CHEEKY BUGGER

punchtheflowers November 12 2010, 08:58:13 UTC

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punchtheocean November 12 2010, 07:15:15 UTC

Marie was similarly reluctant to sign up for the spars, actually erasing his name and re-writing it three times before forcing himself to walk away with his name on the sheet. And once the pairs were given, Marie was nervous all over again.

He didn't know this 'Tony' person. For all he knew, Tony could be a level 100 Raichu or something equally terrifying like Volgin. The fact that the fight would be without Red by his side just amplified how intimidating the situation was.

Oh god how was he even going to...

Finally walking into the stadium, though, Marie finally felt a little reassurance. This was clearly not a high-leveled Electric type. Just a nervous-looking boy with a ridiculous-looking hat.

"Shouldn't we shake hands first?" was Marie's reply.

ohjeffums November 12 2010, 19:05:55 UTC

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punchtheocean November 12 2010, 19:11:28 UTC

"Good luck," was all Marie had to offer as he took Tony's hand with his own clammy one. He didn't have too much experience shaking hands, and was only mimicking what Vinnie had done with Max. It was a pretty weak handshake to say the least.

"I, uh... I've never sparred before. Do you know how it works?" he asked quietly, not making direct eye contact with Tony and constantly glancing over at Sasha and Vinnie in the stands.

ohjeffums November 12 2010, 22:18:09 UTC

Never sparred? And here Tony thought Marie must be used to this sort of thing but now.

Then again, he could mean 'at Smash Academy.' "It's really just your average spar." Understatement. This place was crrrazy. "You fight until your opponent goes down. I mean, there are special rules here and there, but... you'll get the hang of it in a jiffy, I suspect!"